- What were you before birth?
A fetus
- Why were you born?
Because after 9 months my mum's womb started contracting...
- Why are you living?
Parents had sex
- Why will you die?
Could be due to a disease, heart faliure, car crash. I can't tell the future and I'm pretty sure you can't either.
- What happens to you after death?
Depends on what my next of kin wants. I could be cremated or burried (In which case I will rot underground for several years)
- Why atheism?
Because nobody tells me how to live my life and if God didn't care to prove him/herself to me, I don't feel like I should be bothered to prove myself worthy of the 'afterlife'
- Atheist sees house on fire.
Me: *Dials 999*