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Rate My Rap!

Straight outta Llanfairfechan
An original Rubix Cube

Don't come to Llanfairfechan
JESUS
or you'll get a kichan
SERIOUS
if you come to da beach
SON
I'll make you my beach, *****
coz I got a GUN

Oh no now I got holy blood on my shirt,
thanks Jesus ya piece of dirt!
this situation is dyer,
somebody, GET ME A MOTHER****ING TUMBLE DRYER!!!!!
*DAB* *DAB*

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Original post by NoGCSEs
Straight outta Llanfairfechan
An original Rubix Cube

Don't come to Llanfairfechan
JESUS
or you'll get a kichan
SERIOUS
if you come to da beach
SON
I'll make you my beach, *****
coz I got a GUN

Oh no now I got holy blood on my shirt,
thanks Jesus ya piece of dirt!
this situation is dyer,
somebody, GET ME A MOTHER****ING TUMBLE DRYER!!!!!
*DAB* *DAB*


You should probably ask for a washing machine - tumble dyer combo, a tumble dryer will just dry in the dirt and blood making it stain more :wink:
This is truly a @Captain Jack level rap. :yes:
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Original post by CrazyKittenLady
You should probably ask for a washing machine - tumble dyer combo, a tumble dryer will just dry in the dirt and blood making it stain more :wink:

I know but the rhyme was tooo tasty
Original post by NoGCSEs
I know but the rhyme was tooo tasty


Your shirt wont be very tasty though, probs best to burn and just buy a new one really :smile:
Original post by Paracosm
This is truly a @Captain Jack level rap. :yes:


Jack attack! Ready to rap.
If there's a rhyme, I gots da time.
Original post by Captain Jack
Jack attack! Ready to rap.
If there's a rhyme, I gots da time.


:rofl: that was worth the wait!
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Original post by NoGCSEs
Straight outta Llanfairfechan
An original Rubix Cube

Don't come to Llanfairfechan
JESUS
or you'll get a kichan
SERIOUS
if you come to da beach
SON
I'll make you my beach, *****
coz I got a GUN

Oh no now I got holy blood on my shirt,
thanks Jesus ya piece of dirt!
this situation is dyer,
somebody, GET ME A MOTHER****ING TUMBLE DRYER!!!!!
*DAB* *DAB*


SHITE
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Original post by moonzig
SHITE


shite? no son, these rhymes are tight
Original post by Captain Jack
Jack attack! Ready to rap.
If there's a rhyme, I gots da time.


Have you got da time for "guess what I'm looking at and win it" today? Plzzzz
2/10
watch out kendrick
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Original post by angelike1
2/10


2 out of 10!? Try again
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Original post by NoGCSEs
2 out of 10!? Try again

My appendix are better than Kendrick's
RHYMES
that fools never even heard of
GRIMES
yes
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Original post by i love grimes
watch out kendrick


Who?

My appendix is better than Kendrick's,
guys never even heard of grime!
that's a mother****ing crime?
Guy doesn't deserve to make dime,
his tunes are something everybody hates ,
like cheese that tastes of lemon and lime.
Dead bars man
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Original post by Captain Jack
Jack attack! Ready to rap.
If there's a rhyme, I gots da time.


'Jack attacked!'
no he didn't
if that ***** Hadda
he would have got smacked!
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I don't need GCSEs becaaaause

I'm a six year old prodigy,
who be earning so much money
*****es be thinking I won the lottery
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Original post by Kira Yagami
Dead bars man


dead bars man?
shut yo face,
I'll smack you to mars man!
Maybe you'll get a sweat tan,
Maybe you'll regret being a hater
and not a true fan........

learn some respect..........six year old prodigy
got more Instagram followers than Jesus (he only had 12)

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