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Straight outta Llanfairfechan
An original Rubix Cube

Don't come to Llanfairfechan
JESUS
or you'll get a kichan
SERIOUS
if you come to da beach
SON
I'll make you my beach, *****
coz I got a GUN

Oh no now I got holy blood on my shirt,
thanks Jesus ya piece of dirt!
this situation is dyer,
somebody, GET ME A MOTHER****ING TUMBLE DRYER!!!!!
*DAB* *DAB*
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(Original post by NoGCSEs)
Straight outta Llanfairfechan
An original Rubix Cube

Don't come to Llanfairfechan
JESUS
or you'll get a kichan
SERIOUS
if you come to da beach
SON
I'll make you my beach, *****
coz I got a GUN

Oh no now I got holy blood on my shirt,
thanks Jesus ya piece of dirt!
this situation is dyer,
somebody, GET ME A MOTHER****ING TUMBLE DRYER!!!!!
*DAB* *DAB*
You should probably ask for a washing machine - tumble dyer combo, a tumble dryer will just dry in the dirt and blood making it stain more
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This is truly a Captain Jack level rap. :yes:
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(Original post by CrazyKittenLady)
You should probably ask for a washing machine - tumble dyer combo, a tumble dryer will just dry in the dirt and blood making it stain more
I know but the rhyme was tooo tasty
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(Original post by NoGCSEs)
I know but the rhyme was tooo tasty
Your shirt wont be very tasty though, probs best to burn and just buy a new one really
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(Original post by Paracosm)
This is truly a Captain Jack level rap. :yes:
Jack attack! Ready to rap.
If there's a rhyme, I gots da time.
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(Original post by Captain Jack)
Jack attack! Ready to rap.
If there's a rhyme, I gots da time.
:rofl: that was worth the wait!
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(Original post by NoGCSEs)
Straight outta Llanfairfechan
An original Rubix Cube

Don't come to Llanfairfechan
JESUS
or you'll get a kichan
SERIOUS
if you come to da beach
SON
I'll make you my beach, *****
coz I got a GUN

Oh no now I got holy blood on my shirt,
thanks Jesus ya piece of dirt!
this situation is dyer,
somebody, GET ME A MOTHER****ING TUMBLE DRYER!!!!!
*DAB* *DAB*
****E
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(Original post by moonzig)
****E
****e? no son, these rhymes are tight
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(Original post by Captain Jack)
Jack attack! Ready to rap.
If there's a rhyme, I gots da time.
Have you got da time for "guess what I'm looking at and win it" today? Plzzzz
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2/10
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watch out kendrick
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(Original post by NoGCSEs)
Straight outta Llanfairfechan
An original Rubix Cube

Don't come to Llanfairfechan
JESUS
or you'll get a kichan
SERIOUS
if you come to da beach
SON
I'll make you my beach, *****
coz I got a GUN

Oh no now I got holy blood on my shirt,
thanks Jesus ya piece of dirt!
this situation is dyer,
somebody, GET ME A MOTHER****ING TUMBLE DRYER!!!!!
*DAB* *DAB*
It's never too late to go back and get those GCSEs son...
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2/10
2 out of 10!? Try again
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2 out of 10!? Try again
My appendix are better than Kendrick's
RHYMES
that fools never even heard of
GRIMES
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yes
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(Original post by i love grimes)
watch out kendrick
Who?

My appendix is better than Kendrick's,
guys never even heard of grime!
that's a mother****ing crime?
Guy doesn't deserve to make dime,
his tunes are something everybody hates ,
like cheese that tastes of lemon and lime.
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Dead bars man
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Jack attack! Ready to rap.
If there's a rhyme, I gots da time.
'Jack attacked!'
no he didn't
if that ***** Hadda
he would have got smacked!
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I don't need GCSEs becaaaause

I'm a six year old prodigy,
who be earning so much money
*****es be thinking I won the lottery
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