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    Everyone wants to be King of the Hill, overthrow the previous king any way you want.
    For example:
    1st person: I am King of the Hill
    2nd person: I push you off the Hill, I am King of the Hill
    3rd person: My Dragon sits on you and you die, I am King of the Hill
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    Anything goes

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    I climb the Hill and now I am King
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    I invited the king to have a look over the edge of a cliff, and he accidentally tripped over my foot.:oops:
    :ninja:

    Since I managed to catch his crown as he fell, I am now king.:king1:

    :flute:
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    I annoyed the king by repeatedly kicking him in the side until he decided to go home
    Now I am King
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    I thought this was going to be about the awesome tv show King of the Hill. I bored the king to death talking about how much the Cleveland show sucks and how King of the Hill is superior to it in every way. I am the king.
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    I convinced the King to display his vigour in boar hunting. 'Unfortunately', he sustained a gruesome neck injury to which he later passed. I now rule the kingdom.
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    (Original post by Rayz.)
    I convinced the King to display his vigour in boar hunting. 'Unfortunately', he sustained a gruesome neck injury to which he later passed. I now rule the kingdom.
    I convinced the King to create a TSR account, and now he's too busy browsing it to manage the kingdom's affairs.
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    (Original post by Hamoody)
    I convinced the King to create a TSR account, and now he's too busy browsing it to manage the kingdom's affairs.
    I convinced the king that gems matter and now he is on TSR 24/7, making me the King of da Hill
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    (Original post by TheGreatPumpkin)
    I convinced the king that gems matter and now he is on TSR 24/7, making me the King of da Hill
    The time since you became King has allowed you to fall into a false sense of security, and I easily sneak my way to claiming the hill... my hill
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    (Original post by shadowdweller)
    The time since you became King has allowed you to fall into a false sense of security, and I easily sneak my way to claiming the hill... my hill
    You claimed the hill, but you're no King!

    I'm a true King, KING OF THE HILL:smug:
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    (Original post by King Leonidas)
    You claimed the hill, but you're no King!

    I'm a true King, KING OF THE HILL:smug:
    Sparta, this isn't Sparta...
    THIS IS THE HILL!! *kicks you down the hill*
    I am king once again
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    (Original post by TheGreatPumpkin)
    Sparta, this isn't Sparta...
    THIS IS THE HILL!! *kicks you down the hill*
    I am king once again
    I push you off the hill.

    I am now King
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    I am King of the Hill after defeating the previous King of the Hill in an epic but embarrassing (for him) game of strip tiddlywinks.:mmm:
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    I am King of the Hill after defeating the previous King of the Hill in an epic but embarrassing (for him) game of strip tiddlywinks.:mmm:
    I beat you at a game of blind folded rock, paper, scissors.

    I am now King of the Hill
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    (Original post by Xopher_)
    I beat you at a game of blind folded rock, paper, scissors.

    I am now King of the Hill
    He cheated!!! And GOD reinstated me as rightful King of the Hill.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    He cheated!!! And GOD reinstated me as rightful King of the Hill.
    yo MR look at this shiny thingy that looks like a shiny thingymajigilibob
    now u r v sleepy
    sleep
    that's right u keep on sleeping over there

    *takes crown*

    I shall be King now thank thee very muchies :king1:

    *snoring in background*
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    yo MR look at this shiny thingy that looks like a shiny thingymajigilibob
    now u r v sleepy
    sleep
    that's right u keep on sleeping over there

    *takes crown*

    I shall be King now thank thee very muchies :king1:

    *snoring in background*
    Awakes to find that cheese has stolen my crown.:eek:

    Puts spider in crown. Cheese runs away.

    Me:
    :crown:
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    Awakes to find that cheese has stolen my crown.:eek:

    Puts spider in crown. Cheese runs away.

    Me:
    :crown:
    *hoovers up spider* goodbye yee awfully scary fella

    ooh MR look at these escargots I found earlier

    *throws escargots at MR's head*
    he runs away and je suis le roi encore une fois :king1:

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    escargots = snails
    I am the king one more time
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    *hoovers up spider* goodbye yee awfully scary fella

    ooh MR look at these escargots I found earlier

    *throws escargots at MR's head*
    he runs away and je suis le roi encore une fois :king1:

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    escargots = snails
    I am the king one more time

    I put a mouse near Cheese.
    Cheese is eaten and I am King once again
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    (Original post by TheGreatPumpkin)
    I put a mouse near Cheese.
    Cheese is eaten and I am King once again
    Cheese negotiates with the mouse. The mouse agrees that Pumpkin is far more tasty than Cheese and attacks the Pumpkin.

    Cheese regains her crown :crown:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Cheese negotiates with the mouse. The mouse agrees that Pumpkin is far more tasty than Cheese and attacks the Pumpkin.

    Cheese regains her crown :crown:
    Pumpkin grows weary of acting through the mouse and eats Cheese
 
 
 
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