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Man gets penis stuck in a gym weight

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Reply 40
Imagine seeing all those sparks flying up as the chainsaw gets closer and closer to your wang .....

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Reply 41
I don't understand why he couldn't pull it out.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
I thought men spend a lot of time worrying that other men's are bigger? Wouldn't a show like this be fascinating on the level of making you all feel inadequate?


Is this your fetish? :tongue:

Naked Attraction is already a thing.


Original post by edd522
I don't understand why he couldn't pull it out.


You can pull it on one way but not the other. Think about the shape involved.
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Reply 43
Original post by edd522
I don't understand why he couldn't pull it out.


have you ever put your head/arm inbetween railings or something as a kid and it's gone in ok but was hard to come out?

it happens.....






could be used as a form of torture

- hire a tailor to take custom measurements of a mans d*ck

- build a custom weight that his penis care "barely" fit in

- force his penis in there, tie him up and make him watch hardcore porn

when he starts to get an erection and can't expand it will cause considerably pain or even permanent damage if he gets too excited.

Keep showing him porn and getting him excited until he tells you what you are trying to get out of him :wink:
Sorry mate but your gf (oh wait I mean your mother) told me your **** couldn't even lift a piece of latex. Nor could your father's, evidently.

SAAAAAVAAAAAAGEEE jk.
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Lol yet here I am chuckling to myself over it, not giving a **** lol
Reply 47
true ...there's some really strange stuff out there

I remember literally being what TF is this?!? when I saw some hentai tentacle porn when i was like 19........
They're clearly not "titties":

1) The lump is in the middle. Not to the side slightly.

2) There's only one lump. Last time I checked, females have two, not just one.
That was the most retarded thing I read all day. Congrats.

And at least I've seen an actual female's (many in fact). All you've got to look at are your own in the mirror, and your equally obese brother's. Do you even know what they actually look like, on a female?
Reply 50
older than most.


Here's a bit of maths for you, I made this account when I was 22
Lol yet here I am laughing at how "insecure" a kid is on TSR, that has a profile of Trump trying to bum a burrito. Sure does say something 'bout ya.
At what? Your mother? You can sure say that again...
Nobody can embarrass themselves more than having their profile pic as what you have it as...
Most definitely when your mother accompanies me.
PRSOM :rofl:
Lol, like I said, I don't give a **** about whether you think it's "embarrassing" for me, it's funny watching an evidently troubled teenager react to what I'm saying. I simply couldn't care less lol, for me it's just a laugh at the end of a long day.

And what "12 year old" is not a virgin, anyway? If they were not a virgin at that stage, I'd be seriously concerned... That's the sort of thing where there is child molester involved... Is this foreshadowing something that you will bring to this forum?
:colone:
Some things just don't belong on TSR.
Original post by ANM775
I'm assuming the fire brigade get some get of specialist chainsaw or similar device to cut it off


but how do they ensure they don't accidentally cut of his d*ck?


They use the jaws of life - the last jaw to ever go over that guys junk.

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