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It's necessary to touch

Why are you laughing so much
You may be shy one
It's necessary to touch
Rest until you're done

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Reply 1
Original post by Hawke0
Why are you laughing so much
You may be shy one
It's necessary to touch
Rest until you're done


Why don't you make them rhyme properly? :erm:
Doesn't make sense
But only if you have her consent.
Reply 4
Original post by Sammylou40
Doesn't make sense




This is the mighty Hawke

One day you will see his poem, handwritten and hanging in a museum with a street value of £10 million
Reply 5
Original post by Guru Jason
But only if you have her consent.



That sounds like the name of a poem a feminist would write.

Consent - by @Twinpeaks


consent is mine to give
and mine alone
keep that thing down there away
I shall not let you bone
Original post by ANM775
That sounds like the name of a poem a feminist would write.

Consent - by @Twinpeaks


consent is mine to give
and mine alone
keep that thing down there away
I shall not let you bone


Like that one better!
Original post by ANM775
This is the mighty Hawke

One day you will see his poem, handwritten and hanging in a museum with a street value of £10 million

And it can be likened then to Tracey Emins bed
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yes?
Yes.

~ Commandomonkey, 2017 ~

Spoiler

(edited 6 years ago)
I shed a tear
Reply 10
Original post by Sammylou40
Like that one better!




**@Nirvana1989-1994 picks up the mic



consent is so damn sexy
like when you're tugging on my dress
and i make you wait 10 minutes before telling you "yes"

the feelings of sheer power .. it's grand, it's the best
you men think you're in control but we're the gatekeepers to sex
Original post by ANM775
That sounds like the name of a poem a feminist would write.

Consent - by @Twinpeaks


consent is mine to give
and mine alone
keep that thing down there away
I shall not let you bone
Written in menstrual blood, of course. That's what they do, right?
Original post by ANM775
That sounds like the name of a poem a feminist would write.

Consent - by @Twinpeaks


consent is mine to give
and mine alone
keep that thing down there away
I shall not let you bone


Sounds more like a verse in Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee.
Original post by ANM775
**@Nirvana1989-1994 picks up the mic



consent is so damn sexy
like when you're tugging on my dress
and i make you wait 10 minutes before telling you "yes"

the feelings of sheer power .. it's grand, it's the best
you men think you're in control but we're the gatekeepers to sex


You're 30 right?

Then why the **** do you act like a 12 year old? :rofl: :rofl:

Seriously, grow up, child. :h:
Reply 14
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
You're 30 right?

Then why the **** do you act like a 12 year old? :rofl: :rofl:

Seriously, grow up, child. :h:





oh dear... looks like i've hit a nerve :wink:
Original post by ANM775
oh dear... looks like i've hit a nerve :wink:


No, it's a serious question.

You should be busy, not arguing with students online all the time.

It's literally all you do, as you've said about arguing on others sites in the past.

Honestly, you should really act your age. But I reckon you'll be doing the same when you're 60. :rolleyes:
Reply 16
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
No, it's a serious question.

You should be busy, not arguing with students online all the time.

It's literally all you do, as you've said about arguing on others sites in the past.

Honestly, you should really act your age. But I reckon you'll be doing the same when you're 60. :rolleyes:




btw A 12 year old wouldn't be able to put together such a magnificent feminist poem :u:
Original post by ANM775
btw A 12 year old wouldn't be able to put together such a magnificent feminist poem :u:


Bless, keep going.
Reply 18
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Bless, keep going.



I'm not gonna lie, I was feeling really creative at the time and actually wrote some for all the big name feminists on here

even wrote some for one or two non feminsts too like @Ryanthom100



but at the last minute decided not the post them.........................
Original post by ANM775
I'm not gonna lie, I was feeling really creative at the time and actually wrote some for all the big name feminists on here

even wrote some for one or two non feminsts too like @Ryanthom100



but at the last minute decided not the post them.........................


Aww bless, you get childish because people disagree with you. :tongue:

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