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    Here's mine.

    In Roman times, who smoked the most weed?

    The Christians, they were always getting stoned!
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    (Original post by NoGCSEs)
    Here's mine.

    In Roman times, who smoked the most weed?

    The Christians, they were always getting stoned!
    very clever, but leaves a bad taste in the mouth...
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    Me, I'm the joke 🙂
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    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

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    I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell!
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    Certainly not my best but here goes. What did one leg say to the other? Don't talk to the one in the middle because he's a d**k.
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    (Original post by TheDCMarvelDuo)
    very clever, but leaves a bad taste in the mouth...
    I should have eaten more pineapple. My bad
 
 
 
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