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    In Roman times, who smoked the most weed?

    The Christians, they were always getting stoned!
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    In Roman times, who smoked the most weed?

    The Christians, they were always getting stoned!
    very clever, but leaves a bad taste in the mouth...
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    Me, I'm the joke 🙂
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    (Original post by TheDCMarvelDuo)
    very clever, but leaves a bad taste in the mouth...
    I should have eaten more pineapple. My bad
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