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    Don't feels good. Don't give hugs, don't ask why. Just distract me, idec how.
    Dont have headphones or earphones on me, so no vids unless I don't need sound.

    Edit: thanks everyone.
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    Watch a test match
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    Watch a test match
    Nah
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    https://i.redd.it/37f0znrhknnz.jpg

    Look at this fierce tit.
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    Oh well i'll just talk to myself
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    (Original post by starfab)
    Don't feels good. Don't give hugs, don't ask why. Just distract me, idec how.
    Dont have headphones or earphones on me, so no vids unless I don't need sound.
    RIDDLE:

    A man walks into a restaurant. The only restaurant in the world that serves Albatross. He orders the albatross dish. Takes one bites, then goes outside and kills himself. Why?

    If you know the answer please don't spoil the riddle.
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    (Original post by starfab)
    Don't feels good. Don't give hugs, don't ask why. Just distract me, idec how.
    Dont have headphones or earphones on me, so no vids unless I don't need sound.
    https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/


    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    https://i.redd.it/37f0znrhknnz.jpg

    Look at this fierce tit.
    That tit is showing that mouse who's boss.
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    https://i.redd.it/37f0znrhknnz.jpg

    Look at this fierce tit.
    Ah yh looked at it.

    (Original post by starfab)
    Oh well i'll just talk to myself
    Because I'm crazy ofc.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    RIDDLE:

    A man walks into a restaurant. The only restaurant in the world that serves Albatross. He orders the albatross dish. Takes one bites, then goes outside and kills himself. Why?

    If you know the answer please don't spoil the riddle.
    Idk whats the answer
    (Original post by Ninja Squirrel)
    https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/




    That tit is showing that mouse who's boss.
    Thnx
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    (Original post by starfab)
    Idk whats the answer
    You are welcome to ask me questions to try and find out.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    You are welcome to ask me questions to try and find out.
    An albatross is a bird, right?
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    (Original post by starfab)
    An albatross is a bird, right?
    Correct.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    Correct.
    Is it him eating the albatross that led to him killing himself?
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    You have an 8l bottle of water, a 5l jug and a 3l jug. None of these containers have measuring units on them. How can you get 4l of water into one of the jugs?
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    (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
    You have an 8l bottle of water, a 5l jug and a 3l jug. None of these containers have measuring units on them. How can you get 4l of water into one of the jugs?
    Die Hard 3 : Jugs Problem.

    That's my video
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    (Original post by starfab)
    Is it him eating the albatross that led to him killing himself?
    Yes. But why?
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    "Distract me" sounds like something from a porno
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    (Original post by Notnek)
    Die Hard 3 : Jugs Problem.

    That's my video
    Lol nice. I've actually not seen the film (or any Die Hard), I just got it from Alex Bellos' Can you Solve my Problems.
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    (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
    Lol nice. I've actually not seen the film (or any Die Hard), I just got it from Alex Bellos' Can you Solve my Problems.
    Me neither. I edited (removed swearing) and uploaded the video for a maths lesson I was teaching. And now it has over 200,000 views.
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    (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
    You have an 8l bottle of water, a 5l jug and a 3l jug. None of these containers have measuring units on them. How can you get 4l of water into one of the jugs?
    Erm,
    Fill the 3 litre jug. Use that to fill the 5 litre jug. Then do this again, will have one litre remaining in 3 litre jug.

    Erm... nah
    Actually yhh got it. Pour the water in 5l jug away. Putthe 1 litre in the 5l jug. Then pour the rest into 3 litre jug. Then add that to 5l jug. Should have 4 litres.

    Ive gone wring somewhere, im sure

    (Original post by 04MR17)
    Yes. But why?
    It was poisonous?
 
 
 
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