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    I'm 87 years old and getting on a bit i have not smashed fore 61 years and it's getting painful anybody got any advice, i'm struggling over here
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    (Original post by BingoBongoBango)
    I'm 87 years old and getting on a bit i have not smashed fore 61 years and it's getting painful anybody got any advise, im struggling over here
    Bingo nights or First Dates?
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    Bingo nights or First Dates?
    You see the issue is i have been banned from all the local bingo centers and i do not understand the interwebs also walking is pretty difficult when your legs are basically metal.
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    I'm 87 years old and getting on a bit i have not smashed fore 61 years and it's getting painful anybody got any advise, im struggling over here
    A rich old man went to a bar with his new beautiful and outrageously sexy 26 year old wife.

    When the wife went to the powder room, the bartender asked him, "how did you get her to marry you?"

    The old guy replied "I lied about my age!"

    To which came the next question, "you said you were what, 45?"

    "No", said the old guy, "I told her I was 95."
 
 
 
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