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what do I do if my boss calls me his "little sausage"

My boss called me this at work what does it mean?

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That you're his little sausage
He owns you now, no turning back. You are his little sausage
1. How old is your boss? (If relatively old, see A. Else go to 2.)
2. Are you male or female? (If male, see 3. Othewise if female go to 4.)
3. How old are you? (If pushing 25 or older, see A. Else see B.)
4. Is it just confusing or is it kinda pervy? (If confusing, see C. Else go to D.)

A. Your boss is old and has weird quirks that were normal from his time. Don't Panic
B. Your boss could be interested in younger boys and there might be a PR problem. Panic
C. Your boss is weird, maybe quit if you don't like it but it's probably nothing. Maybe Don't Panic
D. Run
Reply 4
It's just an endearment, don't worry about it. If you start reacting to every single little thing you are gonna have mega problems. Just sit back, learn/watch and don't take everything so literal.
Reply 5
Mein Gott im Himmel.

It's just a term of endearment.
My mum used to call me and my sister that when we were younger
Reply 7
It means he's the captain now.
Lmfao, jokes thread title. That’s going in my funny quotes section of my profile.
Reply 9
Original post by MrDoggyPants
1. How old is your boss? (If relatively old, see A. Else go to 2.)
2. Are you male or female? (If male, see 3. Othewise if female go to 4.)
3. How old are you? (If pushing 25 or older, see A. Else see B.)
4. Is it just confusing or is it kinda pervy? (If confusing, see C. Else go to D.)

A. Your boss is old and has weird quirks that were normal from his time. Don't Panic
B. Your boss could be interested in younger boys and there might be a PR problem. Panic
C. Your boss is weird, maybe quit if you don't like it but it's probably nothing. Maybe Don't Panic
D. Run


Why does it sound like I'm reading a python code through in my head when I read this?
Original post by bones-mccoy
My mum used to call me and my sister that when we were younger


Same here, and little monkey
Original post by NBingham
Why does it sound like I'm reading a python code through in my head when I read this?


while True:
print("Shhhhh")
(edited 6 years ago)
It means you're suppoed to call him "daddy" now
Original post by Cleverboy1991
No reps for that,rep whore

Now go cry yourself to sleep

But I did get rep for that
Original post by UWS
It means he's the captain now.


lOOk at me. lOOk at me.


I'm the captain now.
Original post by Anonymous
My boss called me this at work what does it mean?


ask him to be your bun
Original post by Plantagenet Crown
Lmfao, jokes thread title. That’s going in my funny quotes section of my profile.

I couldn't agree with you more, HAHA LOL!
Original post by Tootles
Mein Gott im Himmel.

It's just a term of endearment.
you mean, just like "mein kleines Leberwürstchen" ?

best
[video="youtube;um_bnvngeDQ"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um_bnvngeDQ[/video]
At least he didn't try to groom you online like mine did. :lol: He's lucky I had just turned 18 at the time because my mum would've rang the police on him.

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