1. How old is your boss? (If relatively old, see A. Else go to 2.)
2. Are you male or female? (If male, see 3. Othewise if female go to 4.)
3. How old are you? (If pushing 25 or older, see A. Else see B.)
4. Is it just confusing or is it kinda pervy? (If confusing, see C. Else go to D.)
A. Your boss is old and has weird quirks that were normal from his time. Don't Panic
B. Your boss could be interested in younger boys and there might be a PR problem. Panic
C. Your boss is weird, maybe quit if you don't like it but it's probably nothing. Maybe Don't Panic
D. Run