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    Help! It all started during my summer exams. I developed a close covalent bond with my trusted textbook that helped me learn what i needed to, but after the exams I longed to be near him still. I then performed sexual acts on him in the hopes he would love me , but alas I cannot tell if he reciprocates. The reason why this is a problem, is because my chemistry teacher, found mysterious love stains on the born harber cycle. The worst part is, the textbook didnt even belong to me...
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    Chemistry textbook ?!!?!?
    Nah im into biology textbooks, chemistry is just not my type.
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    (Original post by Edexcel Support)
    Chemistry textbook ?!!?!?
    Nah im into biology textbooks, chemistry is just not my type.
    Are you sure there wasnt any chemistry between you?
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    Oh my an exothermic reaction happening between you.
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    (Original post by Edexce1)
    Help! It all started during my summer exams. I developed a close covalent bond with my trusted textbook that helped me learn what i needed to, but after the exams I longed to be near him still. I then performed sexual acts on him in the hopes he would love me , but alas I cannot tell if he reciprocates. The reason why this is a problem, is because my chemistry teacher, found mysterious love stains on the born harber cycle. The worst part is, the textbook didnt even belong to me...
    You made my whole month hahahahaha heckin' brilliant
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    Was going to make a Chemistry joke but they all Argon.
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    OHH there definitely was some heat being given out Go for a meal, you could share an electron
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    Oh my an exothermic reaction happening between you.
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    (Original post by Edexce1)
    please do go on
    NaBrO
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    (Original post by Edexcel Support)
    OHH there definitely was some heat being given out Go for a meal, you could share an electron
    Sure, but you're paying, I dont have the money to buy takeout food.
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    Sexual acts with someone else's chemistry book! OMG. Really have to be careful
    before I borrow and use someone's revision books!
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    Wait a sec, who did the textbook belong to? Also can we have some details plz i need this, was it a revision guide or what??
 
 
 
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