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Mama !

Yes offspring ?

Have we a safe place Mama ?

Explain yourself child

The common folk are saying that there is fell news from abroad Mama

And that we are imperilled

Really child you should pay no attention to the excitable dimwits in the marketplace

They have not the least understanding of how the world works;

That is the burden of we the Enlightened Ones

But Mama it was on the proculvision yestereve !

That blonde woman was giving it plenty from the hypovolefs

No not her off the dancing the other one

I think they are natural but one never knows ?

The senate has decreed that we must to an inner sanctum or deep fastness

Wherein we must languish until the imperillment be past

Very well child

We shall repair to the apple cellar at once

Mama may I bring Clutterbuck and Wincey ?

Only one of your turtles may accompany us to the place of safety child

Sorry Wince make sure you keep your head tucked in yeah ?

Here is some hyssop if you feel hungry and a bowl of gazpacho

Quickly child the sky has turned a strange hue 'twixt green and orange

I come Mama !

Lo there is Grindwell the ostler

He may join us child

But none other;

The apple cellar is passing strait

Yo G-dog git yo' ostler ass in here !


Mama you should not speak thus to Grindwell;

It is unbecoming for the Châtelaine

KMT chile

Sorry Mama



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Mama !
Yes offspring ?
Have we a safe place Mama ?
Explain yourself child
The common folk are saying that there is fell news from abroad Mama
And that we are imperilled
Really child you should pay no attention to the excitable dimwits in the marketplace
They have not the least understanding of how the world works;
That is the burden of we the Enlightened Ones
But Mama it was on the proculvision yestereve !
That blonde woman was giving it plenty from the hypovolefs
No not her off the dancing the other one
I think they are natural but one never knows ?
The senate has decreed that we must to an inner sanctum or deep fastness
Wherein we must languish until the imperillment be past
Very well child
We shall repair to the apple cellar at once
Mama may I bring Clutterbuck and Wincey ?
Only one of your turtles may accompany us to the place of safety child
Sorry Wince make sure you keep your head tucked in yeah ?
Here is some hyssop if you feel hungry and a bowl of gazpacho
Quickly child the sky has turned a strange hue 'twixt green and orange
I come Mama !
Lo there is Grindwell the ostler
He may join us child
But none other;
The apple cellar is passing strait
Yo G-dog git yo' ostler ass in here !

Mama you should not speak thus to Grindwell;
It is unbecoming for the Châtelaine
KMT chile
Sorry Mama


it's beautiful :bawling:
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it's beautiful :bawling:
while i was ermm away i wrote many verses in my garret :yep:
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while i was ermm away i wrote many verses in my garret :yep:
sharing is caring :puppyeyes:
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sharing is caring :puppyeyes:
share and enjoy.
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while i was ermm away i wrote many verses in my garret :yep:
Welcome back
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Welcome back
Cheers geezer

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for those who are new to these poems:

the Dramatis Personae are....

i) Mama: a middle-aged Countess or something in a vast castle somewhere in the misty depths of Bohemia

ii) Daughter: her name seems to change on a regular basis. She is a goer.

iii) The Pets: various Dogs, Cats, Turtles, Birds & horseponeys appear from time to time

iv) The Servants: Cooks, scullerymaids, tutors, and the staff of the Stable, with whom ii) is on more than speaking terms...

v) Other aristocratic women to whose sons i) is keen to marry off ii)

vi) Clergy: these are a mixture of C of E, RC & Druids

Any resemblance to actual people is purely intentional :teehee:

Enjoy

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