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    Mama !

    Yes offspring ?

    Have we a safe place Mama ?

    Explain yourself child

    The common folk are saying that there is fell news from abroad Mama

    And that we are imperilled

    Really child you should pay no attention to the excitable dimwits in the marketplace

    They have not the least understanding of how the world works;

    That is the burden of we the Enlightened Ones

    But Mama it was on the proculvision yestereve !

    That blonde woman was giving it plenty from the hypovolefs

    No not her off the dancing the other one

    I think they are natural but one never knows ?

    The senate has decreed that we must to an inner sanctum or deep fastness

    Wherein we must languish until the imperillment be past

    Very well child

    We shall repair to the apple cellar at once

    Mama may I bring Clutterbuck and Wincey ?

    Only one of your turtles may accompany us to the place of safety child

    Sorry Wince make sure you keep your head tucked in yeah ?

    Here is some hyssop if you feel hungry and a bowl of gazpacho

    Quickly child the sky has turned a strange hue 'twixt green and orange

    I come Mama !

    Lo there is Grindwell the ostler

    He may join us child

    But none other;

    The apple cellar is passing strait

    Yo G-dog git yo' ostler ass in here !


    Mama you should not speak thus to Grindwell;

    It is unbecoming for the Châtelaine

    KMT chile

    Sorry Mama



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    Mama !
    Yes offspring ?
    Have we a safe place Mama ?
    Explain yourself child
    The common folk are saying that there is fell news from abroad Mama
    And that we are imperilled
    Really child you should pay no attention to the excitable dimwits in the marketplace
    They have not the least understanding of how the world works;
    That is the burden of we the Enlightened Ones
    But Mama it was on the proculvision yestereve !
    That blonde woman was giving it plenty from the hypovolefs
    No not her off the dancing the other one
    I think they are natural but one never knows ?
    The senate has decreed that we must to an inner sanctum or deep fastness
    Wherein we must languish until the imperillment be past
    Very well child
    We shall repair to the apple cellar at once
    Mama may I bring Clutterbuck and Wincey ?
    Only one of your turtles may accompany us to the place of safety child
    Sorry Wince make sure you keep your head tucked in yeah ?
    Here is some hyssop if you feel hungry and a bowl of gazpacho
    Quickly child the sky has turned a strange hue 'twixt green and orange
    I come Mama !
    Lo there is Grindwell the ostler
    He may join us child
    But none other;
    The apple cellar is passing strait
    Yo G-dog git yo' ostler ass in here !

    Mama you should not speak thus to Grindwell;
    It is unbecoming for the Châtelaine
    KMT chile
    Sorry Mama


    it's beautiful :bawling:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    it's beautiful :bawling:
    while i was ermm away i wrote many verses in my garret :yep:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    while i was ermm away i wrote many verses in my garret :yep:
    sharing is caring :puppyeyes:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    sharing is caring :puppyeyes:
    share and enjoy.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    while i was ermm away i wrote many verses in my garret :yep:
    Welcome back
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    (Original post by Doonesbury)
    Welcome back
    Cheers geezer

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    for those who are new to these poems:

    the Dramatis Personae are....

    i) Mama: a middle-aged Countess or something in a vast castle somewhere in the misty depths of Bohemia

    ii) Daughter: her name seems to change on a regular basis. She is a goer.

    iii) The Pets: various Dogs, Cats, Turtles, Birds & horseponeys appear from time to time

    iv) The Servants: Cooks, scullerymaids, tutors, and the staff of the Stable, with whom ii) is on more than speaking terms...

    v) Other aristocratic women to whose sons i) is keen to marry off ii)

    vi) Clergy: these are a mixture of C of E, RC & Druids

    Any resemblance to actual people is purely intentional :teehee:

    Enjoy

    :borat:
 
 
 
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