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tomorrow the round pound is consigned to history... let us mark its passing with some 5-7-5 action :yep:



so farewell round quids
with your 24 designs
my pocket is sad
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beautiful
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please feel free to join in !!

:yay:
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you were always there
if i needed a lotto
or at the pound shop
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at the trolley park
you made a huge difference
you brassy rascal
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(Original post by the bear)
tomorrow the round pound is consigned to history... let us mark its passing with some 5-7-5 action :yep:





so farewell round quids
with your 24 designs
my pocket is sad


You're back from exile
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Image

RIP...
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GRRRR to all the gym lockers which don't accept the new one pound coin yet
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(Original post by SGHD26716)
You're back from exile
4 real

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one pound, two pounds, three
or four, five pounds, six pounds and
I am on the floor :rip:
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one pound, two pounds, three
or four, five pounds, six pounds and
I am on the floor :rip:

:congrats:

you could use two £1 coins and a cocktail stick to make a barbell for kv.

:ahee:
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one an one make 2
2 added to 1 make three
i like good pussy
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Wait - will shopping trolleys accept the new one? :unsure:

i've never tried

best keep some old ones just in case
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one an one make 2
2 added to 1 make three
i like good pussy
you are like totally on top of the syllable scheme.... not sure how the last line relates to the coinage tho.
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you are like totally on top of the syllable scheme.... not sure how the last line relates to the coinage tho.
You don't know how mathematics relates to getting pussy?
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your circumference
said something about nemo
which seemed rather odd
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2 plus 2 is 4
minus 1 thats 3
quick maths
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Incredibilis
Requiescat in pace
Fidei defensor



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:congrats:

you could use two £1 coins and a cocktail stick to make a barbell for kv.

:ahee:
or I could get a shrink ray and shrink a barbell for Cavsicle :ahee:
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at the trolley park
you made a huge difference
you brassy rascal

this one is good pls get it published
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