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    if your board and need to talk a ou anything talk to meh
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    Sounds like you need it.
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    English clearly isn’t your strongest subject.
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    (Original post by Kevin Hodge)
    English clearly isn’t your strongest subject.
    he needs to go to the school of HAWWWWWJ... :lol:
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    he needs to go to the school of hawwwwwj... :lol:
    yyeeeeeaaahhhh..... Aymeeeennn 😂😂
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    i think my school trousers are making my butt itch, particularly my a-nus. i'm always scratching that area then sniffing my fingers to make sure its not an infection or something. just smells like normal poop so i think its the trouser material. what should i doo?
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    (Original post by goggleyed)
    i think my school trousers are making my butt itch, particularly my a-nus. i'm always scratching that area then sniffing my fingers to make sure its not an infection or something. just smells like normal poop so i think its the trouser material. what should i doo?
    100% sounds like "itcheanus syndrome" go to the doctors, they'll give you a bleach enema and it'll clear the infection right up.
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    (Original post by Relentas)
    100% sounds like "itcheanus syndrome" go to the doctors, they'll give you a bleach enema and it'll clear the infection right up.
    do you think they will apply some for me? or should i just fake a prostate-cancer scare again to get a wee finger up the bum?
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    (Original post by goggleyed)
    do you think they will apply some for me? or should i just fake a prostate-cancer scare again to get a wee finger up the bum?
    they'd 100% give you a bleach enema if you asked for one, they stick an entire tube into there and pour the Clorox straight in, 1 glug at a time.
 
 
 
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