I live in a cul-de-sac in quite a rural area, which is very much a community driven neighbourhood, everyone looks out for one another, with the exception of one woman. There's this miserable old cow that lives a few houses down the road from me, and she seems to have developed some kind of vendetta against me for no apparent reason. Whenever I walk passed her house she gives me the middle finger from her living room. Furthermore, she has also grown a tendency to throw missiles at my car whenever I drive out of our road. Mouldy bread, empty cans of coke and Chinese takeaway boxes are just some of the objects that have been hurled towards me.
I have tried to speak to her, but any attempt to instigate a conversation is received by disgusting profanities from her. She is pleasant to everyone else in the area, so it's making me question whether I've done something to piss her off. My brother thinks that she has a crush on me because apparently girls that are attracted to you are likely to be fixated on drawing your attention. I tested this hypothesis by giving her a cheeky wink yesterday afternoon and she gave a smirk back. Legit considering giving her a shag to stop the harassment.
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