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    Mama !

    Yes Callipyga ?

    See how slender I have become

    Since a month in the strait fastness of the apple cellar !

    I am like the wife of a famous ball game player;

    Perhaps soon I shall lead the trends of garmentry in this kraj

    And write a book about the getting of slenderness

    And bear children with strange names

    If only Grindwell were less lowborn Mama…

    Goeth there not child

    Your future lies with Jakobus the second son

    Of Countess Reiss Šzmaug the Châtelaine of Pískoviště

    Who will shortly inherit Věž Dubů and three thousand jucharts

    Of the finest argillaceous winelands this side of the Donau;

    Already he has established himself as a respected landgrave

    And is reputedly very fertile

    Mama !

    He is so last century

    With his ruffs and velveteen hose

    I am told that Jakobus refuses to read the printed word

    And will only use the finest egret quill

    To pen his witty epigrams

    Anyway Mama if the world outside the apple cellar has been

    swept away

    By the injudicious use of the unfeasibly large weapons

    Then my future marriage prospects are, like, moot ?

    I must see for myself what lies beyond this sturdy door;

    If only Clutterbuck could speak to us Mama…

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