Ay I'm boutta be 16 in like, 2 months and I just wanna know what's the best way to get laid, man? I'm over here dryer than the Sahara Desert, I've been told I'm not that bad looking, but yet nobody seems to want to commit to anything, man. I've had to choke my chicken more times than an Egg Farmer who's chickens are getting too old man. I ain't looking for any commitment or nothing I just wanna shoot n scoot you know what I mean? Someone give me advice man.
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