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    I need a list of the worst dad jokes TSR has since half the ones online aren't bad enough 😂
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    i hate jokes about Continental Sausages. French ones are bad, but

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    i hate jokes about Continental Sausages. French ones are bad, but

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    (Original post by "RED")
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    This is probably my only dad joke

    There once was a man who used to love tractors he spent all day with one - but one day he got run over and never liked them again. Later that year he walked into a really smoky pub - he said it's alright guys - "I'm an ex-tractor fan "

    The worst part is the length 😂😭
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    "My father always use to say 'what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.' Until the accident."
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    I knew someone who got herbs in his eyes. He ended up parsley sighted.
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    I don't always tell Dad jokes.

    But when I do, he laughs.
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    (Original post by "RED")
    The worst part is the length 😂😭
    As the bishop said to the actress.
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    A sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says ‘sorry we don’t serve food here.’
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    Why is milk the ultimate fast food?

    Because it is pasteurised before you see it.



    You might need to think about that one.
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    There is always the shaggy dog story.

    Several hundred years ago a noble count was acting on behalf of his king and seeking information about the enemy's plans. In order to do so he infiltrated the opposing general's camp and sent messages back to his own side via a network of agents.

    Unfortunately he was captured and interrogated in order to get him to reveal the extent of the spy network, and who was in it. He was a brave man and refused to divulge any useful information, despite the intense pain of various tortures. He endured long periods of suffering over many torture sessions.

    Eventually, however, as would happen with most peoiple he was worn down to such an extent that he inwardly resolved that he would divulge his secrets rather than endure another torture. The general, though, had other ideas as hge had become frustrated with the lack of success and, respecting the bravery and endurance of his adversary, gave orders that he be executed without further ado. He was, therefore, beheaded - as a nobleman it wouldn't be good etiquette to hang him - without further ado, though without revealing any of his secrets.

    The moral of the story is, of course, that you should never hatchet your counts before they chicken.
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    (Original post by Studygeekscience)
    A sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says ‘sorry we don’t serve food here.’
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    A sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says ‘sorry we don’t serve food here.’
    Quality guys 😂
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