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    Greetings, mortals!

    It's come to that time of year where us monsters get to spend time among you humans without drawing attention to ourselves. This year though, we're doing things a little differently... so take your chance to ask what questions you want of a real vampire.

    (And before you ask... no, we don't actually sparkle)
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    (Original post by Count Dracula)
    Greetings, mortals!

    It's come to that time of year where us monsters get to spend time among you humans without drawing attention to ourselves. This year though, we're doing things a little differently... so take your chance to ask what questions you want of a real vampire.

    (And before you ask... no, we don't actually sparkle)
    Good I’m a fellow vampire 😂👍🏾 great stuff mate
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    so... does your coffin have wi-fi ?

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    What do you like to suck for blood? :mmm:
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    Which actor do you think has played you best?
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    Christopher Lee is the correct answer, of course
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    do you like Christmas?
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    (Original post by wolto)
    Good I’m a fellow vampire 😂👍🏾 great stuff mate
    There are other vampires on this wonderful site!? Perhaps we should form some kind of society :beard:

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    so... does your coffin have wi-fi ?

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    It does indeed, a wonderful way of keeping up with the events of all you mortals!

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    What do you like to suck for blood? :mmm:
    What are you implying, young UWS? I'm vegetarian, of course!

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    Which actor do you think has played you best?
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    Christopher Lee is the correct answer, of course

    For fear of being staked, I'll say Christopher Lee :fangs:

    (Original post by Tiger Rag)
    do you like Christmas?
    I love Christmas! Santa and I are on good terms, and I'm always on the nice list, as long as I don't bite any of you humans :moon:
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    What happens to your clothes when you turn into a bat? :curious:
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    (Original post by (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ)
    What happens to your clothes when you turn into a bat? :curious:
    Fortunately they turn with me... I'm not quite sure how, but it's certainly avoided some embarrassing situations!
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    Have you ever met a vampire who's afraid of the dark?
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    Do you trick or treat?
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    Count Dracula...?

    uh

    One.
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    You don't show up in mirrors, but you're always clean-shaven. How do you shave?
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    Can you help me out with some counting?
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    (Original post by Kindred)
    Have you ever met a vampire who's afraid of the dark?
    I have indeed, young Jeremy was terrified of the dark, we had to buy him a night light!

    (Original post by Chancellor)
    Do you trick or treat?
    I like to treat all my monsters to something nice on Halloween, but I have been known to play a few pranks too :ninja:

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    Count Dracula...?

    uh

    One.
    You forgot about Mrs. Dracula, she'll be mighty disappointed! :afraid:

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    You don't show up in mirrors, but you're always clean-shaven. How do you shave?
    We have to visit the vampire barbers, or get a friend to help us! It's a grand pain really, but you get used to it :yep:

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    Can you help me out with some counting?
    1... 2... 3... I love to count! :love:
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    Since you can't see your reflection in mirrors (in certain depictions, at least), how do you maintain such perfect hair?
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    (Original post by Amusing Elk)
    Since you can't see your reflection in mirrors (in certain depictions, at least), how do you maintain such perfect hair?
    Lots of practise, and even more hair gel!
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    Are you related to Count Dooku?
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    What is your blood group ?

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    How did Natural Selection come about to give birth to a vamp?
 
 
 
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