A couple of problems. This lesbian at work keeps trying to get my attention and to get me to speak.
A few problems:-
She is a lesbian.
She seems to be a narcissist or a psychopath.
She is my boss.
I find her irritating.
She's also played every variation of "the boss" there is. Kind boss, angry boss, mean boss, caring boss, cool boss, overworked boss, the company sucks boss and to boot...she *****es and gossips about everyone. The gossip isn't even real. It's just a feeble stew of callous statements all rolled up into one big rant that goes hand-in-hand with how awesome pretends she is.
What do? Just avoid and ignore? Else if?
... and the ones that won't