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    (Original post by it's****ingwoody)
    ahh, see i would'a repped one of your other jokes as it made me laugh, but you broke the rules so you'll have to **** off :h
    jsut a prank brooooo
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    WHATS BIG AND REAL

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    not ur biceps
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    This website
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    Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

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    He only comes once a year.
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    Oh and this video!



    All made by the same guy xDD
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    (Original post by myjiggabob)
    Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

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    He only comes once a year.

    Plez no.
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    I think this one is really good for student room with all the intellectual and academic students. This one is mathematical and a good exercise for your brain so here goes:

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    (Original post by myjiggabob)
    I think this one is really good for student room with all the intellectual and academic students. This one is mathematical and a good exercise for your brain so here goes:

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    What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

    There are twenty of them.



    ffs
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    Gender pay gap.
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    (Original post by Bill Nye)
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    you like it BIGGER FASTER AND STRONGER

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    too naughty

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    (Original post by myjiggabob)
    you like it BIGGER FASTER AND STRONGER

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    The best I can give you sorry

    meant to say bfs but ok then
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    knock knock
    whos there
    candice
    candice **** fit inside your mouth
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    Interviewer: what was your biggest achievement in your previous role?

    Me: I think my biggest weakness is my listening skills.
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    (Original post by Kevin De Bruyne)
    Interviewer: what was your biggest achievement in your previous role?

    Me: I think my biggest weakness is my listening skills.
    I think your biggest weakness is your jokes
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    Did you hear about that new movie that's coming out it's called 'constipation'.

    Actually it hasn't come out yet.

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    my 11 year old cousin came up with it, it made me giggle :mmm::mmm:
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    sorry...

    Found another


    Man I love this youtuber

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    (Original post by myjiggabob)
    Whats the difference between onions and babies?

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    I cry when i chop onions

    holy guacamole
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    (Original post by tammie123)
    Did you hear about that new movie that's coming out it's called 'constipation'.

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    my 11 year old cousin came up with it, it made me giggle :mmm::mmm:


    My favourite constipation joke:


    Dave: You alright Bob? You look a bit uncomfortable mate.
    Bob: Yeah Dave, I've been constipated for like a week, now.
    Dave: Oh, no s***?
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    Donald Trump is president of the USA.
 
 
 
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