Stage 1, mourn about a girl and the pain in my life.
Stage 2, punch multiple objects to hope the pain goes away.
Stage 3, feel better and be motivated after watching Eminem and the weeknd music videos.
Stage 4, Work hard and get on with life.
Stage 5, go back to stage one and mourn about the same girl.
This cycle restarts every 2 weeks, fml.
How do unis decide who goes where?