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    The traits of my perfect girl:

    1) Short.

    2) English.

    3) Northern. But not Scouse.

    4) Pretty face that resembles a Bratz doll - except cute looking rather than skanky.

    5) Adorable and happy smile - particularly with dimples.

    6) Petite slender body, with bass and thin legs. But not a vertically large ass like Kim Kardashian, since that looks like something from a Safari.

    Yes! Yes! YES!

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    YES!
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    Where do you hand in your CV?
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    Your list doesn't have red hair on the top spot so it is automatically invalid.
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    like a bratz doll...

    i hope you are not against cosmetic surgery then
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    That 1st and 6th doe.....good luck with your hunt.
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    My list :
    1- Personality...
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    notice how there's not one item on the list that isn't appearance related
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    (Original post by JDieMstr)
    That 1st and 6th doe.....good luck with your hunt.
    I have encountered a decent number of women like this actually. My favorite girl of all time I dated but got wasted on vodka beforehand for Dutch courage. Needless to say this did not go well. I have not found any other girl I prefer to her since... Unfortunately when girls tick all the boxes for me I get very nervous. Typically if such a girl looks at me from across the bar I just have to avoid her for the rest of the night and try not to look in her direction.

    This causes a large amount of distress.
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    (Original post by RockyDennis)
    The traits of my perfect girl:
    1) Short.
    2) English.
    3) Northern. But not Scouse.
    4) Pretty face that resembles a Bratz doll - except cute looking rather than skanky.
    5) Adorable and happy smile - particularly with dimples.
    6) Petite slender body, with bass and thin legs. But not a vertically large ass like Kim Kardashian, since that looks like something from a Safari.
    Yes! Yes! YES!
    YES!
    You sure you don't want her to be an astronaut as well?
 
 
 
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