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    It is only 4 inches and am rather embarrassed.
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    Pull on it till it bleeds. I promise it's worth it.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    It is only 4 inches and am rather embarrassed.
    scientifically there's nothing you can do make it bigger, they have 'stretchers' but they do more harm than good
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    beat your meat every 2 hours
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    Tie bricks to it. Hindu Yogis do it :rolleyes:

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    Put it in a blender
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    they have 'stretchers' but they do more harm than good
    Really? Do tell....
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    Guys this is not a laughing matter.

    I will consider the brick method but I don't want it to hurt.
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    Can I ask why it concerns you? If it's to do with girls, most are fussed about size and if she is, they're a bit shallow!
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    It's to do with the things I can use it for.
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    Just accept who you are.
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    (Original post by Kendrik Lamar)
    Really? Do tell....
    https://sizegenetics.co.uk/


    i mean it looks painful, but apprently it doesnt work at all
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    Put it in an oven with some roast potatoes
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    Guys this is not a laughing matter.

    I will consider the brick method but I don't want it to hurt.
    Please don't use that method. Do not be embarrassed! You're beautiful the way you are! X
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    just find a lady with a small doodah...
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    Put it in an oven with some roast potatoes
    😂😂😂
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    It's to do with the things I can use it for.
    does it not erm 'fit'? because you can get these things that add on like 2 inches onto your erm Peni, and its like a strap on for your Peni... but that counts as a sex toy- you can find them in Anne summers or Lovehoney


    and yes Peni is singular for Penis
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    😥 I really need methods that will work.

    I'm gay.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    😥 I really need methods that will work.

    I'm gay.
    Look at a picture of a good looking guy. It’ll grow instantaneously
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    It is only 4 inches and am rather embarrassed.
    Put it through the roller if you have a pasta maker at home.

 
 
 
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