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    Hey I have been trying to figure out what HSBC is doing with their Job Simulator ;( could anyone possibly tell me what it is and what it entails? Cheers
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    You have to shine the senior analysts shoes faster than everyone else, but they'll also be eating sloppy joes without a plate while you're doing it. The trick is to use your head to catch the falling food to improve your shoe-shine time

    That's the way to make sure they know you don't value yourself at all and can do meaningless busywork!
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    (Original post by artful_lounger)
    You have to shine the senior analysts shoes faster than everyone else, but they'll also be eating sloppy joes without a plate while you're doing it. The trick is to use your head to catch the falling food to improve your shoe-shine time

    That's the way to make sure they know you don't value yourself at all and can do meaningless busywork!
    You made my day lol
 
 
 
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