Just to say: I'd like to think that if I learned that I had a 30% chance of death that close to my law exams, I too would go on to sit them anyway. But, well done to you for actually going ahead and doing it.
When you say 'lawyers' in the above post, do you really mean 'law students'? So in fact do you detest 'law students' rather than 'lawyers' (as you say); or do you detest both?! The 'shallow creatures' that you refer to can be found in all the law schools in the country. I recognise, however, that this could be more problematical for you because of the far smaller number of law students at Cambridge who are in the same college as you and at the same stage as you. I wouldn't like to be in that position! Play with Natasha from now on!
I have to say though, as a personal concession, I am guilty to an extent of bigging myself up and enjoying the feeling of being more successful than others. However, I never think or want others to fail in order for me to achieve that level of satisfaction. If I want that feeling, which I do because I enjoy the 'competition', I'd earn it. Either way, its not a feeling that I'd want to be publicly displayed but would rather enjoy it in my own time.