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    A picture was taken of two male lions getting it on in a Kenya safari park. One of the Kenyan officials claimed that the lions must have seen some homosexual couple "behaving badly" in the park and decided to copy the humans, because obviously it's not something they would do naturally :rolleyes:

    “These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly,” Ezekiel Mutua, the head of the Kenya Film Classification Board, told Nairobi News.

    “I don’t know, they must have copied it somewhere or it is demonic,” Mutua added. “Because these animals do not watch movies.”
    These people are so ****ing backwards :lol:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a8036016.html
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    Does this mean if I dab in front of lions they'll start dabbing hoo boy
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    (Original post by markovchain17)
    Does this mean if I dab in front of lions they'll start dabbing hoo boy
    I don't know what dabbing is. Is that like what King Imprint does?
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    (Original post by AlexanderHam)
    I don't know what dabbing is. Is that like what King Imprint does?
    https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.3200...0,070,f.u1.jpg

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    Oh, hehe. If only a Lion could do that. This lion below seems to be trying but it's hard to get his paws in the right position

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/bc...672d1bf5ac.png
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    (Original post by AlexanderHam)
    A picture was taken of two male lions getting it on in a Kenya safari park. One of the Kenyan officials claimed that the lions must have seen some homosexual couple "behaving badly" in the park and decided to copy the humans, because obviously it's not something they would do naturally :rolleyes:



    These people are so ****ing backwards :lol:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a8036016.html
    Who do you expect me to think is right? Another TSR user, or the head of the Kenya Film Classification Board?
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    (Original post by awkwardshortguy)
    Who do you expect me to think is right? Another TSR user, or the head of the Kenya Film Classification Board?
    The TSR user.
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    (Original post by awkwardshortguy)
    Who do you expect me to think is right? Another TSR user, or the head of the Kenya Film Classification Board?
    What on earth are you babbling about? You agree with the Kenyan official that the lions must either be demonically possessed or learned this behaviour from gay humans?
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    I'm tired of them putting people in the water, which turn the freakin lions gay

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    (Original post by AlexanderHam)
    What on earth are you babbling about? You agree with the Kenyan official that the lions must either be demonically possessed or learned this behaviour from gay humans?
    I am inclined to agree with the person who is more qualified
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    (Original post by Chaz254)
    The TSR user.
    Be serious for a moment.
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    (Original post by awkwardshortguy)
    I am inclined to agree with the person who is more qualified
    Is the head of a Film Classification Board more qualified than the majority of psychologists, physicians, biologists, social workers, psychiatrists, zoologists, nurses etc who don't think homosexuality is unnatural or that lions could learn to be gay from tourists passing by?
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    Almost as bad as them whoppers that think God causes earthquakes or flooding because he's irked at man-on-man anal sex.
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    These people are nutters. Genuine nutters.

    https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/sho....php?t=4562712
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    (Original post by Little Toy Gun)
    Is the head of a Film Classification Board more qualified than the majority of psychologists, physicians, biologists, social workers, psychiatrists, zoologists, nurses etc who don't think homosexuality is unnatural or that lions could learn to be gay from tourists passing by?
    But we're not talking about the head of just any film board.
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    (Original post by It's****ingWOODY)
    These people are nutters. Genuine nutters.

    https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/sho....php?t=4562712
    Wtf did I just watch?
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      Wtf did I just watch?
      Proof of God.
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      Kevin Spacey talk your way out of this one :rolleyes:
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      I agree. Poor lions have been bewitched.
      #savelionsfromdagays
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      Sounds like he's lion to me.
     
     
     
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