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Write the eighth Harry Potter book, one sentence at a time watch

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    Harry, Ron and Hermione waved to their children on the Hogwarts Express as it chugged away and with a sigh, turned to walk back home.
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    As they approached the wall that would lead them back to Kings Cross Station, Harry spotted a dark figure walking towards them.
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    Harry gasped as he realised the figure was none other than Diane Abbott.
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    The trio suddenly grabbed their wands and cried in unison: "Avada Kedavra!"
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    The end.
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    The figure fell, as if she had fainted, but everyone knew the grim truth...
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    Diane was helped to her feet by a scruffy bearded figure who appeared out of nowhere...
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    (Why'd they start walking home when they can apparate...?)
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    "Jeremy Corbyn!" Yelled Hermione
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    “What the blimmin heck is a Jammy Core Bin?” Ron asked Harry, oblivious to the muggle world.
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    Out of the mist emerged Rita Skeeter, holding what appeared to be a plateful of british biscuits. "Did someone say Jammy dodgers?" she enquired
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    no! jeremy corbyn.. please someone tell me how that sounded like a jammy dodger. if anything she could've bought us a bunch of Brexit dodgers!
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    harry said in anger. all tresemme( theresa may) products have increased their pricing i can just about afford a jammy dodger ! whined ron
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    "Ronald, get a grip - I'm talking about muggle politics here", hissed Hermione, appalled by his lack of common knowledge.
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    (Original post by Shadow~)
    "Ronald, get a grip - I'm talking about muggle politics here", hissed Hermione, appalled by his lack of common knowledge.
    and then proceeded to smack Ron with her handbag
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    "Expelliarmus", yelled Harry, watching Ron sigh with relief as the handbag flew through the air into Harry's waiting hand.
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    EXPELLIARMUS, and harry killed that guy with no nose.
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    Dumbledore dies.
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    Harry whipped out his magic wand and proceeded to make out with Hermione.
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    With a swish of his wand, Harry unlocked the thread and the posting continued. A voice could be heard within the walls: "TSR is not the place for smutty Harry Potter fan fiction", Ron looked around and said...
 
 
 
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