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    (Original post by Michael Spearing)
    they ate some spaghetti
    Harry arranged some of the spaghetti on his head and sang "Happy Birthday Mr President" to the great pleasure of Ron & Hermione.
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    Harry arranged some of the spaghetti on his head and sang "Happy Birthday Mr President" to the great pleasure of Ron & Hermione.
    Harry then turned around and sat on a rock
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    (Original post by Shabby33)
    Harry then turned around and sat on a rock
    Which contained one of Dumbledore's horcruxes.
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    (Original post by Dental Monkey)
    Which contained one of Dumbledore's horcruxes.
    "ouch!" screeched DumblyDore
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    (Original post by yesmynameis)
    "ouch!" screeched DumblyDore
    'Oh Dumbledore, calm down you old shrivelled potato' said Ron, 'it's not like we're that heavy... you should try being sat on by Hagrid'
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    CHAPTER TWO

    It was a dark and stormy night. "If this were a book, this weather would be a cliche" Hermione remarked sharply trying not to get annoyed with Ron for dragging her here. Ron held the barbed wire up so Hermione and Harry could get under. They looked over the field and at the path leading up to the top of the mountain. The dark woods either side of the path closed in on it quickly so they couldn't see past the first few metres. "Right" said Harry, mustering his only special power, human foolishness, and he tramped towards the path. The earth was spinning twice as fast as normal.

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    Harry, exhausted from the sexual tension throughout the last chapter, sits on the floor and begins to drift off to sleep.
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    And dreams he was Dumbledore.
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    And then he arose from his slumber with a 'morning wand'.

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    Albus and Scorpius were in Albus' room, hanging out.
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    (Original post by Alex Fierro)
    Albus and Scorpius were in Albus' room, hanging out.
    But all is not as it seems. :ninja:
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    (Original post by Dental Monkey)
    But all is not as it seems. :ninja:
    Of course not. The two boys were passionately kissing.
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    (Original post by Alex Fierro)
    Of course not. The two boys were passionately kissing.
    in walked percy...
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    Meanwhile. Harry woke up after his weird nap in the grass on a dark and stormy night approaching a path up a mountain with Hermione and Ron with him.

    Hermione slapped him round that face "get up that mountain, hurry!" she said.
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    (Original post by yesmynameis)
    in walked percy...
    Neither boy notices as Albus decides to take it one step further and pulls at Scorpius' shirt...
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    (Original post by Alex Fierro)
    Neither boy notices as Albus decides to take it one step further and pulls at Scorpius' shirt...
    But suddenly, a blue box appears out of nowhere and a man steps out of the box and says "Hello, I'm the Doctor". Ron replied "Doctor who?".
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    (Original post by Ukvoltaire)
    But suddenly, a blue box appears out of nowhere and a man steps out of the box and says "Hello, I'm the Doctor". Ron replied "Doctor who?".
    CHAPTER 3

    The Doctor says "How on earth did I come here!".
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    "Hurry Harry!" screeched Arthur. "Molly's Making Meatballs!!!!!"
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    (Original post by Ukvoltaire)
    But suddenly, a blue box appears out of nowhere and a man steps out of the box and says "Hello, I'm the Doctor". Ron replied "Doctor who?".
    The boys yelp in surprise and break apart
 
 
 
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