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    "Avada-Viagra"
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    "Who the heck was that? It can't be that Jammy Dodger again can it?"
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    "God damn it Ron its not Levi o sa it's Levi Oh Sah" exclaimed Hermione
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    ''Shut the **** up Hermione'' replies Ron as Peeves pushes her down the stairs.
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    “Why on earth do you two keep on talking about random stuff?” asked Harry to a startled Ron and Hermione, “can’t we just focus on actually getting home?”
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    Dumbledore dies again.

    "Oh my god, he killed Dumby!" Harry cried.

    "You b*stard!" echoed Ron.
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    "Pull down your pants Ron" said Professor Snape
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    This startled Harry, who was moderately convinced that Snape was dead (it later transpired he had been resurrected by some Tibetan monks whose medical technology was far superior even compared to that of the wizarding world).
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    "This NHS **** is wicked," said Harry, "can it bring Hedwig back?"
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    Hedwig was killed by the unforgivable curse. Nothing will bring it back
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    "It?!" cried Harry, mortally wounded by the stinging words of the heartless narrator, "Hedwig an 'it'? She the leading lady of my life- sorry Ginny- an 'it'?"
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    Uhhh, my bad - nothing will bring her back.
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    "Should not've said that. You should not've said that." said Hagrid, who appeared out of nowhere because buy my book you capitalist nerds
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    Hermione tried to order an Uber taxi but forgot they had been banned by the evil Mayor
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    "....and just like that, JK got all political, because as you all know, being rich from wrting about wizards means that Buzzfeed always takes your side when you are rude to someone on Twitter and instead of womansplaining - it's called "shutting someone down" (and it's perfect)..."
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    (Original post by Trinculo)
    "....and just like that, JK got all political, because as you all know, being rich from wrting about wizards means that Buzzfeed always takes your side when you are rude to someone on Twitter and instead of womansplaining - it's called "shutting someone down" (and it's perfect)..."
    "You won't BELIEVE Book #8!"
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    Ron asks Harry if he wants a couple of pints at the Spile & Dipstick before they go home.
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    (Original post by CastCuraga)
    "You won't BELIEVE Book #8!"
    I've read it, and it's what the Harry Potter actors look like now - but reimagined as Disney Princesses.
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    After consuming seventeen pints and two Jägermeisters in the Spile, Ron and Harry stagger outside and attempt to hail a taxi.
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    Unfortunately, in Ron's drunken stupor, he accidentally remembered he knew German and hailed something very different indeed.
 
 
 
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