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    (Original post by marcusgb)
    Harry awakes from his very odd muggle based dream sequence and his scare is stinging for the first time in years. What could it mean...

    It was a very odd dream, I mean Marvel, UK politics and crap sci-fi erotical in one dream. Could it mean something...
    J.K. Rowling looked into the camera lens, pursed her lips and said: "This is a violation of my intellectual property". Suddenly everything went dark. Thunder and lightning could be heard in the distance. Was this the end?
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    "Is it a plane is it a bird" said Ron nervously
    "No its those bloody death eater rascals" said Harry
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    Not to be deterred, however, Harry hit JK Rowling with his ‘Expelliarmus’ sending her flying into a wall and tragically fracturing her skull. ‘I’m a real boy now!’ He cried, dancing around the room like a drunkard
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    With all of this weird elfrotic slapstick going on, Ron was thinking to himself... "if someone were to write a book about this, the plot isn't really moving along much, I mean, no one's even mentioned the name of He Who Must Not Be Named yet"
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    “Fight him instead” retorted Harry.
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    "I would if you stopped feinting in front of him!" slammed Ron
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    "I would if you stopped feinting in front of him!" slammed Ron
    Albus and Scorpius looked at each pther confused
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    Harry decided to go take a ****.
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    Scorpius holds out his hand to Ron. "Nice to meet you Mr, Weasley, Im Scorpius Malfoy, th son of Draco and Astoria Malfoy. I am dating Albus Potter."
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    Ginny faints onto the train tracks where Hermione’s unconscious body has been lying for the past 20 minutes.
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    (Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
    Ginny faints onto the train tracks where Hermione’s unconscious body has been lying for the past 20 minutes.
    Albus Potter and Scorpius jump up and try to pull the two women out of the traintracks.
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    Whilst doing so, they exchange glances before remembering that Ginny fainted out of old-fashioned homophobia and started passionately kissing each other instead
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    Harry appears out of nowhere and says

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    (Original post by shameful_burrito)
    Harry appears out of nowhere and says


    Albus just waves at his dad, preoccupied with kissinf his boyfriend Scorpius. (I cant go to youtube, it is blocked)
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    Ron manages to prise the two boys apart and says ''can we all just go home now, we've been dawdling at this platform for the best part of a day now!''
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    (Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
    Ron manages to prise the two boys apart and says ''can we all just go home now, we've been dawdling at this platform for the best part of a day now!''
    Albus whines. "Uncle Ron, did you nave to inturrupt us? And i guess, but could Scorpius come over?"
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    "Yeah, f*** it - let's go for a pint, eh?" Albus replies.
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    "I know all these magic tricks but still don't have a spell for 20:20 vision - it's really affecting my self esteem" Harry sobbed.
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    "I know all these magic tricks but still don't have a spell for 20:20 vision - it's really affecting my self esteem" Harry sobbed.
    "You can create one!" Says Scorpius excitedly.
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    Suddenly, a large magical plant walked out from the shadows. "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!" it screeched. "PLEASE - JOIN MY SELF ESTEM SUPPORT GROUP!"
 
 
 
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