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    (Original post by Alex Fierro)
    "You can create one!" Says Scorpius excitedly.
    "No, I can't, the Ministry of Magic won't give me a research grant" Harry cried.
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    "No, I can't, the Ministry of Magic won't give me a research grant" Harry cried.
    "Hiw about secretly?" Suggests Albus
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    (Original post by Alex Fierro)
    "Hiw about secretly?" Suggests Albus
    "EAT SLUGS" Harry bellows in anger
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    (Original post by SGHD26716)
    "EAT SLUGS" Harry bellows in anger
    "Very nice, dad!" Yells Albus, stomping off
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    oh seriously were talking about the one the only harry potter. if you don't like our harry potter fan non fiction then go away... oh wait you can't your a wall....hermione let a stifled giggle. what are you eating for breakfast Ron you've totally lost it..! harry spluttered out a tremendous laugh frightening passers by...
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    he who must not be named for politically advanced reasons walked to class himself with a cape to stop his identity becoming known to the populous world. whos here ??? squeaked miss higgle he who shall not be named left the class and went back home knowing he wouldn't learn much but a human thing or two...which in all reality was pointless as he knew magic...!!!!!
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    Teddy Lupin waves at all the people as he snogs Victiore in a corner
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    ...until the Muggle Lives Matter brigade showed up and ruined things for everyone. Again.
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    Harry felt very sad about losing Hermione to the Lady Wizard from Cleethorpes. He looked in his book of spells but there did not seem to be anything specifically for his problem. Perhaps if he turned himself into a Lady ?
    Brandishing his sturdy wand Harry clicked his heels three times and shouted "Fluidimus Exblokium"....
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    Albus looks stunned at his father
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    Unfortunately, the only thing that happened is that Harry sprouted a massive pair of knockers and now no one could tell what gender he was.
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    (Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
    Unfortunately, the only thing that happened is that Harry sprouted a massive pair of knockers and now no one could tell what gender he was.
    Harry was quite pleased with his new look; he could also see that his pal Ron was interested too, although he was trying not to make it obvious.
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    Harry was quite pleased with his new look; he could also see that his pal Ron was interested too, although he was trying not to make it obvious.
    Albus glared at his father. "Dad, stop being weird! This is the first time youre meeting my boyfriend Scorpius and I dont know about you, but I'd like you to atleast TRY and make a good impression!" He yells at Harry, not knowing how mush he sounds like Ginny when she scolds people.
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    Harry was quite pleased with his new look; he could also see that his pal Ron was interested too, although he was trying not to make it obvious.
    Hermione was about to chastise him, but observed Harry and began to feel...things...
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    A dazed Ginny who’s just come round pokes her head at platform level (she’s still on the tracks) sees Harry’s melons, her eyes roll into the back of her head and she falls backwards, unconscious once again.
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    Albus just rolls his eyes at the family
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    Ron, sick of spending the day on the platform, retrieves Ginny from the tracks and asks everyone to touch him, once they do so, he disapparates (taking everyone with him) back to the Burrow.
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    The last train from Cleethorpes pulls in to platform 8 and 2/7.
    The striking figure of the Lady Wizard descends accompanied by her pet Mongoose called Govey. "Eh opp lass quit tha' mitherin' and 'elp us with these cases" she says to a blushing Harry.
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    Harry hears this all the way from the Burrow and apparates back to the platform to help said Lady, trying desperately to hide his melons by muttering “reducto” under his breath.
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      Harry decides to avoid this situation by getting the next train.Just in time another train comes by and Harry gets on without realising he his heading right back to the school of magic.
     
     
     
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