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Hermione, shrieking that the boys are going to be late for school and that they need to be back on the platform, shoots up the stairs, grabbing Albus and Scorpius by the coat tails, and disapparates back to Platform 9 3/4
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Original post by Plantagenet Crown
Unfortunately, the only thing that happened is that Harry sprouted a massive pair of knockers and now no one could tell what gender he was.


Original post by the bear
Harry was quite pleased with his new look; he could also see that his pal Ron was interested too, although he was trying not to make it obvious.


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Original post by Plantagenet Crown
Harry hears this all the way from the Burrow and apparates back to the platform to help said Lady, trying desperately to hide his melons by muttering “reducto” under his breath.


Hermione hurls herself between Harry & the LW from C screaming "No my darling let me take your bags" and prods Harry viciously with her curiously shaped wand.
Original post by Plantagenet Crown
Hermione, shrieking that the boys are going to be late for school and that they need to be back on the platform, shoots up the stairs, grabbing Albus and Scorpius by the coat tails, and disapparates back to Platform 9 3/4


Albus frowned. "Buy Aunt Ginny, there isn't anywhere at school where we can have a private moment"
Finally, they manage to shove Albus and Scorpius onto the train, who promptly begin snogging. 'At last', Ron sighs, 'we can finally get back to 'adult things'' he remarks, with a faint nod and a wink in the direction of the newly knockered Harry, eyeing up his double D's hungrily.
Albus and Scorpius find an empty compartment and begins to kiss
wait wait wait hold on a minute none of this happens..-narrator
harry ron albus and hermione go to the wizarding world of hogwarts to make up a magical spell to help the cursed enchanted forest. sirius finds out and holds hermione hostage and harry and ron ride the jammy dodgers to the black castle perched ontop of a mountain engraved with crows...
Rose opened the door and immediately sighed in disgust. She shrieked " keep it PG guys, honestly "
nevertheless harry screams levi0sa in a wrong yet sophisticated way and ron grumbles how he hasnt eaten for 3 minutes...
Where Albus and Scorpius were kissing along with Teddy and Victoire...
seriously ? i just said the story doesnt go on like that
'PG is for chumps!' Albus yells as he slams the compartment door on a squealing Rose's fingers; 'I can't believe the Cursed Child had you falling for her', he muttered to Scorpius as he presses his lips back onto his boyfriend.
(edited 6 years ago)
Albus giggled
Scorpiu pulls Albus close.
Albus tenses as he sees someone at the door
"We can keep it PG..." giggled Scorpius.

"Yeah, PRETTY GAY!" Albus dittoed, looking passionately at his amore.
Scorpius pulled albus even closer
Albus then looked scorpius in the eye and put his hand on his shoulder
(edited 6 years ago)
Shirts come off, and the windows start to conveniently steam up.
Original post by beccabokka
Shirts come off, and the windows start to conveniently steam up.


and he began to draw out his wand, ever so slowly

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