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    (Original post by imthegenius)
    Basically, I was in the kitchen and as I was walking passed the boiling oil, it fell in the region between my legs. I feel as tho my pubs have disintegrated. I don't think you guys understand the severity, before, it used to be soo hairy down there that my STDs would often get lost, but now it's as bold as Dwayne Johnson's head. Do you guys think I should go hospital. Also, my skin is burned ( but my pubes are more important).
    I know how you feel, it's happened to me quite a few times, which puts me in a position to advise you.

    There is obviously no need to go to the hospital, as superglueing a wig to your 'Dwayne Johnson' will do the trick. If you don't have any lying around, you can't go wrong with stapling a wig. And as for your skin, this will do the trick: https://tinyurl.com/y7bsamj6

    But in such situations, one must always try to be positive- at least you've found the STD's again which were once hidden in your bush. ;D
 
 
 
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