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    Okay so we're doing a secret santa but I've been so hooked up in exams that I've not had time to think about getting gifts. The minimum amount to spend is £10 and the guy I've got is all about that meme life. There's also a running gay joke and he loves Rick & Morty. Question is, what's the funniest yet most pathetic gift idea I can get my hands on before Sunday? All suggestions are appreciated.
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    If hes gay, maybe a dildo or a t-shirt with a funny line. On the internet theres a whole website full of them such as "Ho Ho Homo" or "I'm not gay put £20 is £20" https://www.redbubble.com/shop/funny+gay+t-shirts

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    secret santa in november ?
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    THIS

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/What-Do-You.../dp/B01MRG7T0D

    Admittedly it's kinda pricey but a genius pathetic gift :laugh:
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    (Original post by Ray_Shadows)
    secret santa in november ?
    poor organisation is a running theme, here
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    (Original post by MisledGoddess)
    Okay so we're doing a secret santa but I've been so hooked up in exams that I've not had time to think about getting gifts. The minimum amount to spend is £10 and the guy I've got is all about that meme life. There's also a running gay joke and he loves Rick & Morty. Question is, what's the funniest yet most pathetic gift idea I can get my hands on before Sunday? All suggestions are appreciated.
    Chocolate penises were always a staple of my secondary school's Secret Santas. I also remember one of my friends receiving a mug reading "ICK" (with the handle forming the "D" in front of it). Alternatively, there are plenty of totally useless gifts out there - my personal favourite is the "1-million-piece super-difficult jigsaw puzzle" (basically a bag of sawdust).
 
 
 
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