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    :lol: the way he speaks is awesome
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    :lol: the way he speaks is awesome
    Go to Eton
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    (Original post by Charliewiz)
    Go to Eton
    any alternative to that?
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    Purchase 400 silver spoons, insert them into your mouth.
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    Be an upper class nob
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    any alternative to that?
    Just start adjusting to speaking in RP
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    Get rogered by the 6th form at boarding school for your entire childhood.
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    Elocution lessons
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    Get surgery to replace your tongue with a snake.
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    Draw out every single word you say for an extra second.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    Purchase 400 silver spoons, insert them into your mouth.
    Inserting them in your butt would probably yield better results.
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    (Original post by stoyfan)
    Inserting them in your butt would probably yield better results.
    Would they clank about like a suit of armour every step you take?
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    (Original post by stoyfan)
    Inserting them in your butt would probably yield better results.
    I thought he had Nigel Farage up there.
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    do not wear denim.
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