geographical chat-up lines

hi

right i've done the scientific ones in the science forums so what about geography? anyone know any good chat-up lines? post them here!

Reply 1

ali567149

nice pencil case does it have the crayola green 15 in?

Reply 2

Rutter knows best!

just to clarify , you are definatly a womem aren't you?

Reply 3

unsung_hero

great idea mate. Would work wonders if you were hooking up with a geography student in a club. Keep the ideas rolling.

Reply 4

shellyholmes

You could probably find some really sleazy ones referring to 'below the brandt line' or something.

Wouldn't recommend it though.

Reply 5

peach plum pear

Hehe! My friend and I have fun making geography sexy. Hang on, I'll find an example...

"If you were an air mass you'd be tropical maritime because you're so damn hot! And wet..."

Reply 6

Lil-Lindz

Lol just a really rubbish one i thought of but:
"your so hot you make mount saint helens look like alaska"

Reply 7

dani2511

You're so hot that you're the main cause of global warming :wink:

Reply 8

nikki_louise

we had: 'come feel my contours' on the back of our geography hoodies last year, and 'geographers do it in the field' im sure you could make them into chat up lines esp the first one.

Reply 9

fairy3191

Why has nobody put "I can make your bedrock"?? Is that too obvious?

Reply 10

S_123

Are you a southerly wind? Cos you are HOT.

Reply 11

TheQuietOne

Original post by nikki_louise

we had: 'come feel my contours' on the back of our geography hoodies last year, and 'geographers do it in the field' im sure you could make them into chat up lines esp the first one.

Oh wow I want that hoodie!

I'd like to develop my property in your brownfield site.

Not even continental drift could keep me away from you.

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 12

Jedicake

I was going to make a comment about volcanoes erupting, but I think that's not subtle enough.

Instead, I'll go for "Hey! Have you got an Ordnance Survey? Because I got lost in your eyes."

Yeah. I get all the women.