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    Lets taco bout them
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    This ain't punny
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    I'd make a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.
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    (Original post by Lychee628)
    I'd make a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.
    Don't bother, all the best ones argon.
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    A bad workman always blames his fools...

    Tools. I meant tools. Stupid keyboard.
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    (Original post by JDieMstr)
    This ain't punny
    (Original post by Lychee628)
    I'd make a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.
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    Don't bother, all the best ones argon.
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    A bad workman always blames his fools...

    Tools. I meant tools. Stupid keyboard.
    Hahahah these puns are so punny XD
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    Um...:unsure: oh God I can't think of one! :cry:
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    If a Swedish robot analysed a bird, it Scandinavian.

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    I've just invented a new word: Plagiarism.
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    Bruce Willis died from an overdose of viagra. Well, I guess he... died hard.
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    My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream.
    Now all I want to do is rub it in.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    If a Swedish robot analysed a bird, it Scandinavian.

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    That is actually great.
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    My partner said she saw a baby so cute her ovaries exploded. Baby wasn't even that cute. Talk about an ovary-action.
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    i wasnt originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind
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    (Original post by yesmynameis)
    i wasnt originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind
    Good thing you didnt give the surgeon a piece of your mind
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    (Original post by Pigster)
    I've just invented a new word: Plagiarism.
    That's more ironic than it is a pun 😏😛
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    (Original post by jestersnow)
    My partner said she saw a baby so cute her ovaries exploded. Baby wasn't even that cute. Talk about an ovary-action.
    Wow..😃 that was a good one actually
    Hm...so a pun is..saying something...And...what follows...relates?
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    (Original post by Shabby33)
    omg i love this
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    (Original post by yesmynameis)
    omg i love this
    Always cracks me up LOLOL
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    Lets hope the next pun does not relate to eggs
 
 
 
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