This discussion is now closed.
Check out other Related discussions
- Ignore list not working on the app
- TSR News Quiz of the Week #200 (21st Jun 2025)
- TSR News Quiz of the Week #208 (6 September 2025)
- GCSE results
- Starting A-Level revision in year 11
- Options after failing foundation year at UoM for EEE
- roast the person above you!
- Make it More Jewish Food-ey !!
- Solve equations
- Am I right for Head girl?
- Timetables for nursing/ODP at BCU
- Kingston pharmacy 2024
- Making friends in year 3 Medicine
- Cards/gifts for male teachers
- Is the History and Political Economy Bsc usually in clearing?
- Matriculation dress for st aidans (Durham)
- The University of Essex are ranked 12th in The Guardian University Guide 2026🏛️
- Nervous about job interviews? Here are some tips to help
- BCU interview tips
- Will I be an outcast in uni if I don’t use social media?
Jokes for reps
Scroll to see replies
Original post
by CheeseIsVegU frikin asked for it sistah 
ok
ok
Spoiler
Reply 21
22
WhatsApp joke am I right?
You’re probably Indian
You’re probably Indian
Reply 22
Boy: Dad... why are my sisters named Amy and Teresa?
Dad: Well, your names are all an anagram of things you mum loves. Your mum loves the month of May and she also loves Easter. Hence, Amy and Teresa!
Boy: Ohhh, I see. Thanks, dad!
Dad: No problem, Alan...
Dad: Well, your names are all an anagram of things you mum loves. Your mum loves the month of May and she also loves Easter. Hence, Amy and Teresa!
Boy: Ohhh, I see. Thanks, dad!
Dad: No problem, Alan...
Reply 23
Original post
by SGHD26716WhatsApp joke am I right?
You’re probably Indian
You’re probably Indian
Haha yep.
Woah how'd you guess that from the joke?
Reply 24
22
Because it’s a WhatsApp joke. Indians love their whatsapp jokes
Reply 25
Original post
by SGHD26716Because it’s a WhatsApp joke. Indians love their whatsapp jokes
Yeah, they go wild. Some of the jokes are just too...much lol
Reply 26
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and gets some punch.
'Where's the punchline?! i hear u ask...
there is none
there is no punch line
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and gets some punch.
'Where's the punchline?! i hear u ask...
there is none
there is no punch line
Reply 27
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Reply 28
In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were friends, but every once-in-awhile they would get into a fight. One time after they had both just gotten ice-cream, Trouble's ice-cream fell. Trouble then stole Shut-up's ice-cream and ran away. Shut-up ran after Trouble but eventually lost him, sat on a curb, and started to cry. A police officer pulled up and asked, “What's your name?” “Shut-up.” The officer got angry and asked the same question again and got the same reply. Finally, he asked the same question and got the same reply and then said, “Boy, are you looking for Trouble?” And Shut-up said, “Yeah, that fool stole my ice-cream!”
Reply 29
people always say icy is the easiest word to spell...
looking at it now, i see why...
looking at it now, i see why...
Reply 30
15
the teacher quizzed her class. 'if there are four crows are on the fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?'
her student Johnny replied - 'none'
the teacher said 'listen carefully, there are FOUR crows are on the fence and the farmer shoots ONE so how many are left?"
Johnny replied 'none. when one is shot, the others will fly away and there will be none left.'
the teacher said 'that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
then Johnny asked his teacher a question. 'there are three women in the ice cream parlour. One is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream and one is sucking the ice cream. Which one is married?'
the teacher pondered about it for a while before answering 'well I guess it would have to be the one sucking the cone'.
Johnny replied 'no, the one wearing ithe wedding ring is married but I like the way you think'.
her student Johnny replied - 'none'
the teacher said 'listen carefully, there are FOUR crows are on the fence and the farmer shoots ONE so how many are left?"
Johnny replied 'none. when one is shot, the others will fly away and there will be none left.'
the teacher said 'that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
then Johnny asked his teacher a question. 'there are three women in the ice cream parlour. One is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream and one is sucking the ice cream. Which one is married?'
the teacher pondered about it for a while before answering 'well I guess it would have to be the one sucking the cone'.
Johnny replied 'no, the one wearing ithe wedding ring is married but I like the way you think'.
Reply 31
22
Original post
by Seungy_HanTell me any joke. Reps for the good ones.
I would tell you a chemistry jokes, but all of them argon
Reply 32
17
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Reply 33
Reply 34
Original post
by laurawattI would tell you a chemistry jokes, but all of them argon
Plez no
Reply 35
16
They can't be really offensive can they?
I like offensive jokes.
Is it bird?
is it a plane?
whatever it is it's heading for the world trade centre.
(Frankie Boyle)
https://youtu.be/26VP5SY-dZw?t=1m5s
I like offensive jokes.
Is it bird?
is it a plane?
whatever it is it's heading for the world trade centre.
(Frankie Boyle)
https://youtu.be/26VP5SY-dZw?t=1m5s
Reply 36
This thread is jokes
Reply 37
My girlfriend said I could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should’ve seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
Reply 38
22
Original post
by Bill NyePlez no
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything
Reply 39
Original post
by laurawattDon't trust atoms, they make up everything
Plez....
Related discussions
- Ignore list not working on the app
- TSR News Quiz of the Week #200 (21st Jun 2025)
- TSR News Quiz of the Week #208 (6 September 2025)
- GCSE results
- Starting A-Level revision in year 11
- Options after failing foundation year at UoM for EEE
- roast the person above you!
- Make it More Jewish Food-ey !!
- Solve equations
- Am I right for Head girl?
- Timetables for nursing/ODP at BCU
- Kingston pharmacy 2024
- Making friends in year 3 Medicine
- Cards/gifts for male teachers
- Is the History and Political Economy Bsc usually in clearing?
- Matriculation dress for st aidans (Durham)
- The University of Essex are ranked 12th in The Guardian University Guide 2026🏛️
- Nervous about job interviews? Here are some tips to help
- BCU interview tips
- Will I be an outcast in uni if I don’t use social media?
Latest
Trending
Last reply 4 months ago
#HotTopics: What do you call your evening meal and when do you eat it?Chat
3
26
Last reply 4 months ago
Does anyone else think Chavs get demonised too much? Kindest people I know are chavsChat
2
9
How The Student Room is moderated
To keep The Student Room safe for everyone, we moderate posts that are added to the site.
