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Reply 80

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by laurawatt
:laugh: *chants* bill bill bill bill *chants*

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.


Aaannnnddddd the jokes return xD

Reply 81

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by 04MR17
You are having way too much fun

:yep: :party:
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by Bill Nye
Aaannnnddddd the jokes return xD


If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.

Reply 82

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Reply 83

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out

I was like OMg

Reply 84

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Reply 85

What’s the key to a good joke timing.

Reply 86

My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology"
Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.

Reply 87

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by laurawatt
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Jokeman :biggrin:, best one in the thread :tongue:

Reply 88

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?


It got stuck in a crack

Reply 89

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the other side!

Reply 90

What do you call a fake spaghetti?

Im-pasta.

(ba dum tsk)

Reply 91

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water", and I couldn't help thinking, she should move.

Reply 92

I'm not worried about the third world war.

That's the third world's problem:biggrin:

Reply 93

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything. I didn't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life; trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."

Reply 94

I drove past an AA Van this morning, and noticed the driver was slumped in his seat and sobbing uncontrollably; I thought to myself, “He’s headed for a breakdown!”

Reply 95

What do you call a dear with no eyes, Noidear

A cheese factory blew up, there was debrie everywhere

My mate kept chucking cheese at me, I said that is not very mature.

Reply 96

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels

Reply 97

Joke for the weekend.

I went into the chip shop last night just before closing time and asked the server, whether they had any chips leftover?
"Yes", they replied.
"Well", I said.
"It's your own fault for cooking too many".

Reply 98

I've got a step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

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