This discussion is now closed.
Check out other Related discussions
- Ignore list not working on the app
- TSR News Quiz of the Week #200 (21st Jun 2025)
- TSR News Quiz of the Week #208 (6 September 2025)
- GCSE results
- Starting A-Level revision in year 11
- Options after failing foundation year at UoM for EEE
- Make it More Jewish Food-ey !!
- Solve equations
- Timetables for nursing/ODP at BCU
- Am I right for Head girl?
- Kingston pharmacy 2024
- Making friends in year 3 Medicine
- Cards/gifts for male teachers
- Is the History and Political Economy Bsc usually in clearing?
- The University of Essex are ranked 12th in The Guardian University Guide 2026🏛️
- Nervous about job interviews? Here are some tips to help
- Matriculation dress for st aidans (Durham)
- BCU interview tips
- Will I be an outcast in uni if I don’t use social media?
- is it still covid19 in 2025? Swansea's shameless "distance learning"
Jokes for reps
Scroll to see replies
Reply 80
Original post
by laurawatt
*chants* bill bill bill bill *chants*I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Aaannnnddddd the jokes return xD
Reply 81
Original post
by 04MR17You are having way too much fun
Original post
by Bill NyeAaannnnddddd the jokes return xD
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
Reply 82
18
(edited 8 years ago)
Reply 83
I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out
I was like OMg
I was like OMg
Reply 84
Reply 85
What’s the key to a good joke timing.
Reply 86
My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology"
Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
Reply 87
Original post
by laurawatt[video="youtube;YdrPb3QderI"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdrPb3QderI[/video]
Jokeman
, best one in the thread 
Reply 88
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack
It got stuck in a crack
Reply 89
17
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the other side!
To get on the other side!
Reply 90
What do you call a fake spaghetti?
Im-pasta.
(ba dum tsk)
Im-pasta.
(ba dum tsk)
Reply 91
I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water", and I couldn't help thinking, she should move.
Reply 92
I'm not worried about the third world war.
That's the third world's problem
That's the third world's problem
Reply 93
17
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything. I didn't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life; trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything. I didn't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life; trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."
Reply 94
I drove past an AA Van this morning, and noticed the driver was slumped in his seat and sobbing uncontrollably; I thought to myself, “He’s headed for a breakdown!”
Reply 95
What do you call a dear with no eyes, Noidear
A cheese factory blew up, there was debrie everywhere
My mate kept chucking cheese at me, I said that is not very mature.
A cheese factory blew up, there was debrie everywhere
My mate kept chucking cheese at me, I said that is not very mature.
Reply 96
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels
Reply 97
Joke for the weekend.
I went into the chip shop last night just before closing time and asked the server, whether they had any chips leftover?
"Yes", they replied.
"Well", I said.
"It's your own fault for cooking too many".
I went into the chip shop last night just before closing time and asked the server, whether they had any chips leftover?
"Yes", they replied.
"Well", I said.
"It's your own fault for cooking too many".
Reply 98
I've got a step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
Reply 99
22
Related discussions
- Ignore list not working on the app
- TSR News Quiz of the Week #200 (21st Jun 2025)
- TSR News Quiz of the Week #208 (6 September 2025)
- GCSE results
- Starting A-Level revision in year 11
- Options after failing foundation year at UoM for EEE
- Make it More Jewish Food-ey !!
- Solve equations
- Timetables for nursing/ODP at BCU
- Am I right for Head girl?
- Kingston pharmacy 2024
- Making friends in year 3 Medicine
- Cards/gifts for male teachers
- Is the History and Political Economy Bsc usually in clearing?
- The University of Essex are ranked 12th in The Guardian University Guide 2026🏛️
- Nervous about job interviews? Here are some tips to help
- Matriculation dress for st aidans (Durham)
- BCU interview tips
- Will I be an outcast in uni if I don’t use social media?
- is it still covid19 in 2025? Swansea's shameless "distance learning"
Latest
Trending
Last reply 4 months ago
#HotTopics: What do you call your evening meal and when do you eat it?Chat
3
26
Last reply 4 months ago
Does anyone else think Chavs get demonised too much? Kindest people I know are chavsChat
2
9
How The Student Room is moderated
To keep The Student Room safe for everyone, we moderate posts that are added to the site.
