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Sephrenia
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I didn't kill the damn suicidal pheasant
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(Original post by Vesta)
*doesn't take Andrew*
*slaps Sam for not taking me*
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It was suicidal? Well, you should have killed it then. Euthanasia is legal for pheasants.
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It would have made a mess on beep beep brum brum!
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(Original post by The Humble Mosquito)
*slaps Sam for not taking me*
:sad:

*slaps back*
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(Original post by Vesta)
:sad:

*slaps back*
URGGGHHH, you're such a girl.
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Jangrafess
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Irony is, she's really a man.
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Irony is, she's really a man.
How do you know, eh?
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How do you know, eh?
I've seen her penis.
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I've seen her penis.
Have you touched it?
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(Original post by The Humble Mosquito)
Have you touched it?
It was gangrenous. So no.
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URGGGHHH, you're such a girl.
*takes a deep breath*

you never do anything around the house! i spend all day slaving away, cleaning our home to make it presentable for you, i spend all my time cooking a meal so it's on the table when you get home, i spend all my time after dinner clearing up after you and what do i get in return? nothing! you don't even have the decency to clean up after yourself or iron your ties once in a while! and why do i do this? why do i slave away, cleaning YOUR clothes, cooking YOUR food, clearing up YOUR mess? because you can't be bothered! and how do you repay me!? by coming home LATE at night without warning, by treating me like nothing but your cleaner and by never showing me that you care

*bursts into tears*

:bawling: etc etc
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:indiff:
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So yes, you're a girl.
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(Original post by Vesta)
*takes a deep breath*

you never do anything around the house! i spend all day slaving awayVESTA HAS MAIDS. cleaning our home to make it presentable for you VESTA HAS MAIDS, i spend all my time cooking a meal VESTA CANNOT COOK so it's on the table when you get home, i spend all my time after dinner clearing up after you VESTA HAS MAIDS and what do i get in return? nothing! you don't even have the decency to clean up after yourself or iron your ties once in a while! and why do i do this? why do i slave away, cleaning YOUR clothes, cooking YOUR food, clearing up YOUR mess? because you can't be bothered! and how do you repay me!? by coming home LATE at night without warning, by treating me like nothing but your cleaner and by never showing me that you care VESTA HAS AIDS.

*bursts into tears*

:bawling: etc etc VESTA DOESN'T CRY, SHE'S A MILLIONAIRE, SHE HAS NO REASON TO.
fixed.
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(Original post by Jangrafess)
Irony is, she's really a man.
(Original post by Jangrafess)
So yes, you're a girl.
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(Original post by LawYah)
fixed.
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LOL LawYah.

And Vesta, you are a man. You are also a girl. Facts. Problem?
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no.

my alter ego, frederick, is grateful you mentioned him
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(Original post by Vesta)
*takes a deep breath*

you never do anything around the house! i spend all day slaving away, cleaning our home to make it presentable for you, i spend all my time cooking a meal so it's on the table when you get home, i spend all my time after dinner clearing up after you and what do i get in return? nothing! you don't even have the decency to clean up after yourself or iron your ties once in a while! and why do i do this? why do i slave away, cleaning YOUR clothes, cooking YOUR food, clearing up YOUR mess? because you can't be bothered! and how do you repay me!? by coming home LATE at night without warning, by treating me like nothing but your cleaner and by never showing me that you care

*bursts into tears*

:bawling: etc etc
...only because you're not taking me
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