dont like any sea food ;no;
Snails only taste of the sauce they're cooked in.
I know this from going on a holiday with my Dad's posh friends once.
that's true, but the texture of the meat adds to the taste ;yes;
Please don't, Vesta. They'll be from your garden. And cooked in fadge sauce.
**** you Virgin trains. Why the **** is the website going so slowly?
Argh. Fookin blue nail polish.
Why you wearin' that, foo'?
I haven't the foggiest. Woke up this morning with it on all my nails. It's been applied horrificly.
Oh dear. How pissed/stoned/rohypnolled did you get last night?
Pissed. Very. Had a few beers in the flat. Went out at 11ish. Had 10 double vodkas. Home by 1 I think. More beer. It was around then that the nail polish happened I reckon.
Blimey. Have you checked your arse and stuff?