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When was the last time you pooed yourself (lol)

I'm a very open person so I will be completely honest here :biggrin: It happened to me very very recently ( today :biggrin:) I was just walking home, and then BAM!! It forced it's way out. Nothing worse :O who else has been in this situation long after their backside should know better?

:biggrin: I was not well so despite how horrible it was to go through I had a good reason :P

No haters please :smile: I'm just a very light hearted/open person :P

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If it wants to come out quite badly, my rule of thumb is to just let it, lol, if you can't find a bathroom. :smile:

I saw this one girl squat down in the middle of walking on the sidewalk and pee, lol, got up then continued walking like nothing happened. So what, lol. :smile:
Original post by mcpon14
If it wants to come out quite badly, my rule of thumb is to just let it, lol, if you can't find a bathroom. :smile:

I saw this one girl squat down in the middle of walking on the sidewalk and pee, lol, got up then continued walking like nothing happened. So what, lol. :smile:


lol we are all animals after all :biggrin: I'm sure once upon a time a human would just do it as they were walking along just like most of the rest of the animal kingdom do :biggrin:
Sounds like a nightmare.

The last experience I had ******** myself was when I was about seven, to be honest. I had the worst stomach bugs as a kid... and this one occasion resulted in everything exiting my body consecutively while I was sat in bed. It was as though evil itself had been forced from my frail casing, and still to this very day I can recall its sting.

It was a startling event. 6/10 - ruined my sheets, but granted me seven days off school.
Original post by dandiprat
Sounds like a nightmare.

The last experience I had ******** myself was when I was about seven, to be honest. I had the worst stomach bugs as a kid... and this one occasion resulted in everything exiting my body consecutively while I was sat in bed. It was as though evil itself had been forced from my frail casing, and still to this very day I can recall its sting.

It was a startling event. 6/10 - ruined my sheets, but granted me seven days off school.


Ouch!! Bet the 7 days off was nice though :smile:
Original post by hannahlove2017
Ouch!! Bet the 7 days off was nice though :smile:


You're right! Besides sweating my ass off with a fever the entire one and a half school weeks, I probably had a great time on the Sims 2.
I was going home from Belgium with travellers diarrhoea, was needing to go just before I got on the train and the journey was like 90 minutes long, you know the rest
Original post by BrianMcEgg
I was going home from Belgium with travellers diarrhoea, was needing to go just before I got on the train and the journey was like 90 minutes long, you know the rest


The seal then broke :P = SPLAT! :P
Original post by hannahlove2017
The seal then broke :P = SPLAT! :P


Quite literally, having to make sure it doesn’t get onto your trousers as well, awful night
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Original post by hannahlove2017
lol we are all animals after all :biggrin: I'm sure once upon a time a human would just do it as they were walking along just like most of the rest of the animal kingdom do :biggrin:


There was an infamous story of a Roman emperor who stopped on the side of a road while walking to relieve himself and was assassinated, lol. :smile: His name was Caracalla. :smile:
Happens to me often since I have a bowel condition but usually it happens when I'm at home or at my mum's house so I just clean up and laugh it off and it's no big deal.

About six months ago though, it happened in town for the first time and o ran to the toilet with my gran and got changed and cleaned up. It was summer so I was wearing 3/4 trousers and who did I run into without realising I still had a bit of the runs dripping down my leg that I must have missed with my baby wipe? My ******* wedding venue manager! I only noticed the bit on my leg after we saw him and I was bloody mortified :colondollar:
Original post by Rum Ham
Happens to me often since I have a bowel condition but usually it happens when I'm at home or at my mum's house so I just clean up and laugh it off and it's no big deal.

About six months ago though, it happened in town for the first time and o ran to the toilet with my gran and got changed and cleaned up. It was summer so I was wearing 3/4 trousers and who did I run into without realising I still had a bit of the runs dripping down my leg that I must have missed with my baby wipe? My ******* wedding venue manager! I only noticed the bit on my leg after we saw him and I was bloody mortified :colondollar:


Just say those lips belong to the mouth that I use to eat chocolate, lol. :smile:
When I was a baby! I'm very lucky haha :dontknow:
Original post by Rum Ham
Happens to me often since I have a bowel condition but usually it happens when I'm at home or at my mum's house so I just clean up and laugh it off and it's no big deal.

About six months ago though, it happened in town for the first time and o ran to the toilet with my gran and got changed and cleaned up. It was summer so I was wearing 3/4 trousers and who did I run into without realising I still had a bit of the runs dripping down my leg that I must have missed with my baby wipe? My ******* wedding venue manager! I only noticed the bit on my leg after we saw him and I was bloody mortified :colondollar:


wow :O whoops! Unlucky :frown: I suppose it could have always been worse :biggrin:
Original post by grape:)
When I was a baby! I'm very lucky haha :dontknow:
Way to lucky :biggrin: But hey.. DON'T SPEAK TOO SOON NOW :P
Original post by hannahlove2017
wow :O whoops! Unlucky :frown: I suppose it could have always been worse :biggrin:


I can laugh it off now :tongue: I just remind myself that **** happens...Sometimes literally in my case :colondollar: :laugh:
Thankfully for me, never - certainly within the last 15-20 years, anyway.

I've probably ended up peeing myself before (though even if that did happen, it wasn't within the last 10 years) but never pooing myself (unless you count infancy).
Original post by hannahlove2017
I'm a very open person so I will be completely honest here :biggrin: It happened to me very very recently ( today :biggrin:) I was just walking home, and then BAM!! It forced it's way out. Nothing worse :O who else has been in this situation long after their backside should know better?

:biggrin: I was not well so despite how horrible it was to go through I had a good reason :P

No haters please :smile: I'm just a very light hearted/open person :P


I was at a party with a bunch of ppl my own age, it was turning 5am, had to bring my friend home and he wanted to stay and i was getting pissed. I got drunk at around 12pm and had a banging headache and drank waaaay too much (my first time being drunk). I **** my pants instantly in this girls house at around 5am. I ran to the upstairs toilet, ran out of toilet roll when wiping my ass, left the house quickly in embarrassment, the toliet stank and everyone knew i **** myself. Ahhhh embarrassing times :smile: This was well over a year ago btw.
Original post by Ryanthom100
I was at a party with a bunch of ppl my own age, it was turning 5am, had to bring my friend home and he wanted to stay and i was getting pissed. I got drunk at around 12pm and had a banging headache and drank waaaay too much (my first time being drunk). I **** my pants instantly in this girls house at around 5am. I ran to the upstairs toilet, ran out of toilet roll when wiping my ass, left the house quickly in embarrassment, the toliet stank and everyone knew i **** myself. Ahhhh embarrassing times :smile: This was well over a year ago btw.


Wow over a year ago, such a long time ago :P Bet the scar is still pretty fresh then :wink: Sorry to hear about that though, poo happens :frown:
Dunno if it really counts, but I followed through at college once in the common room. Nobody noticed and I went to the bogs, cleaned up the small amount that came out and chucked the boxers in the bin and went commando for the rest of the day :rofl:

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