Games consoles are bad. They have worse graphics than PCs and you can't shoot good because you have a controller instead of a mouse. They are restrictive and overpriced. Right?
Wrong.
Sony has changed that. The PS4 is the most advanced gaming console of the future, today. It features 256GB of DDR8 RAM (and you can download up to 2048GB more), 500 Wordpress servers' worth of SSD storage, a 4000W PSU, and - most importantly - an 8K, 4096p, carbon-fibre, 32-core CPU, clocked to a record-breaking 50 terrahertz, which can run Tetris at an impressive 10000000 fps. On a bad day.
And best of all, all of this electrical goodness can be yours for the price of just 11200 freddos.