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My barber has a phd in mechanical engineering from Oxbridge watch

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    also a masters in fine art and Bsc in architecture Ama
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    Does he do a good haircut?
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    (Original post by arneldfad)
    Does he do a good haircut?
    My fade is a work of art :cool:
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    That's nothing. My refuse collector has a PhD in physics from MIT and is a fellow of the royal society.
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    As I've always said, having a degree doesn't guarantee you the job of your dreams and a healthy bank balance. Might transpire that you're just not the right person for the job, or you might even decide that you don't want to pursue it as a career once you've actually experienced it. I'm 27 now and several people from my school and college classes went to uni and did their degrees, I can count on one hand the amount that are probably financially better off than me and I never even went to uni after doing my A levels.
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    also a masters in fine art and Bsc in architecture Ama
    is he young or old
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    (Original post by It's****ingWOODY)
    As I've always said, having a degree doesn't guarantee you the job of your dreams and a healthy bank balance. Might transpire that you're just not the right person for the job, or you might even decide that you don't want to pursue it as a career once you've actually experienced it. I'm 27 now and several people from my school and college classes went to uni and did their degrees, I can count on one hand the amount that are probably financially better off than me and I never even went to uni after doing my A levels.
    ngl I was just joking saying my barber has a degree is just saying that I got an amazing haircut xD
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZVgl49yPzg
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    also a masters in fine art and Bsc in architecture Ama
    And they say, in every country, that we're lacking engineering staff.
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    ngl I was just joking saying my barber has a degree is just saying that I got an amazing haircut xD
    I literally don't get the joke.
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    "from Oxbridge". So he didn't tell you which one..
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    noone gets the joke -.-
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    noone gets the joke -.-
    so was the joke that barbers arent capable of getting degrees or going to Uni?
    That would of been kinda lame if that was the actual joke
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    (Original post by TheGirlFelonXxXx)
    so was the joke that barbers arent capable of getting degrees or going to Uni?
    That would of been kinda lame if that was the actual joke
    no the joke was that my haircut was so good, that it was conducted by someone who must be an expert in engineering.
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    no the joke was that my haircut was so good, that it was conducted by someone who must be an expert in engineering.
    ohhhhhh, yh well my guess was quite close- (in a way)
    why didnt u just say that instead of delaying it?
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    (Original post by It's****ingWOODY)
    As I've always said, having a degree doesn't guarantee you the job of your dreams and a healthy bank balance. Might transpire that you're just not the right person for the job, or you might even decide that you don't want to pursue it as a career once you've actually experienced it. I'm 27 now and several people from my school and college classes went to uni and did their degrees, I can count on one hand the amount that are probably financially better off than me and I never even went to uni after doing my A levels.
    So....what did you do after A-levels (if you don't mind, that is)?
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    Yeah this joke panned a bit bro.
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    also a masters in fine art and Bsc in architecture Ama
    Your barber should have made an AMA,not you.Also
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    Your barber is smarter than you,how does that make you feel?
    Edit I fell for it
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    (Original post by arizonaidiot)
    Your barber should have made an AMA,not you.Also
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    Your barber is smarter than you,how does that make you feel?
    Edit I fell for it

    I didnt think this thread would turn out so confusing
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    no the joke was that my haircut was so good, that it was conducted by someone who must be an expert in engineering.
    So tell me bro...are you interested in mechanical engineering?

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    This is an AMA after all
 
 
 
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