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Hey all,

Having a secret santa at my work. Got someone in the office that's well known for being quite scummy, cheating on 2-3 girls at the same time, and overly arrogant/confident about himself.

I want to get him something kinda embarrassing, and the only thing i can think of so far is a 'I <3 Myself' mug..

Any ideas?
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(Original post by Blackmanblues)
Hey all,

Having a secret santa at my work. Got someone in the office that's well known for being quite scummy, cheating on 2-3 girls at the same time, and overly arrogant/confident about himself.

I want to get him something kinda embarrassing, and the only thing i can think of so far is a 'I <3 Myself' mug..

Any ideas?
Fresh turd in a box?



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Hey all,

Having a secret santa at my work. Got someone in the office that's well known for being quite scummy, cheating on 2-3 girls at the same time, and overly arrogant/confident about himself.

I want to get him something kinda embarrassing, and the only thing i can think of so far is a 'I <3 Myself' mug..

Any ideas?
Sticking to the mug theme, "ICK" and "UNT" mugs (with "D"s and "C"s for handles respectively) could work.
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Fresh turd in a box?
This is when the OP wishes Cards Against Humanity still sold the "Bull**** box"
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A lump of coal.
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(Original post by TheMindGarage)
Sticking to the mug theme, "ICK" and "UNT" mugs (with "D"s and "C"s for handles respectively) could work.
This ^^^
Yessss

(Original post by Blackmanblues)
Hey all,

Having a secret santa at my work. Got someone in the office that's well known for being quite scummy, cheating on 2-3 girls at the same time, and overly arrogant/confident about himself.

I want to get him something kinda embarrassing, and the only thing i can think of so far is a 'I <3 Myself' mug..

Any ideas?

Also, look for those cushions in which you can write a secret message on it and they are only revealed when you swipe your hands down them. So it can look like an innocent pillow until BOOM they slide their hand down and realise it says "f*** you Dave" or whatever his name is...
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http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2012/02...73/GC_Vday.jpg
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a pregnancy test with a pink line on it and a message saying 'you're gonna be a daddy'
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A vibrator.

A letterbomb.
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(Original post by Blackmanblues)
Hey all,

Having a secret santa at my work. Got someone in the office that's well known for being quite scummy, cheating on 2-3 girls at the same time, and overly arrogant/confident about himself.

I want to get him something kinda embarrassing, and the only thing i can think of so far is a 'I <3 Myself' mug..

Any ideas?
A positive pregnancy test. It'll **** him up.
It's going to be terribly hard for you to find one so find a prank pregnancy test
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Smallpox .
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(Original post by abhinair3004)
A positive pregnancy test. It'll **** him up.
It's going to be terribly hard for you to find one so find a prank pregnancy test
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This ^^^
Yessss




Also, look for those cushions in which you can write a secret message on it and they are only revealed when you swipe your hands down them. So it can look like an innocent pillow until BOOM they slide their hand down and realise it says "f*** you Dave" or whatever his name is...
Loving these ideas!!
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Loving these ideas!!
Oiiiii, I said the pregnancy test thing first, where the hell is my appreciation?!!!
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Oiiiii, I said the pregnancy test thing first, where the hell is my appreciation?!!!

Crap.. Hang on
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a pregnancy test with a pink line on it and a message saying 'you're gonna be a daddy'
Loving this idea!! Thinking of using this one

Thanks so much
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Loving this idea!! Thinking of using this one

Thanks so much
yaaayyyy!!!
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Hey all,

Having a secret santa at my work. Got someone in the office that's well known for being quite scummy, cheating on 2-3 girls at the same time, and overly arrogant/confident about himself.

I want to get him something kinda embarrassing, and the only thing i can think of so far is a 'I <3 Myself' mug..

Any ideas?
One of those joke scratch card things which makes it look like you've won a million pounds
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Loving this idea!! Thinking of using this one

Thanks so much
That's a dumb idea. If he's arrogant why do you think he'll care? you need something that undermines his ego.
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Something that has a Christmas theme

Get him a Christmas themed item, it means that it is useless and he dosen't care about it for the rest of the year and by the time next Christmas comes around, he's forgoten about it!
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(Original post by Blackmanblues)
Hey all,

Having a secret santa at my work. Got someone in the office that's well known for being quite scummy, cheating on 2-3 girls at the same time, and overly arrogant/confident about himself.

I want to get him something kinda embarrassing, and the only thing i can think of so far is a 'I <3 Myself' mug..

Any ideas?
A vibrator and jar of petroleum jelly, both from Poundland.
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