Depends, is the mascot a sugar cube and are all the students called sugar cubes? Also, if you get kicked out do you get an email with him pointing a finger and a speech bubble saying "you're fired"? Also, when you graduate do you get to take a picture with a cardboard cut out of him? Also, do you get a motivational speech each year that's recycled from all the "I'm the best horse" comments from the Apprentice?
if so, still probably not, but it'd be funny as hell.