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can stepping on balls cause infertility watch

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    dont delete this thread i geniunely need to know.

    please answer
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    I don't know why I actually need to type this but anyone stepping on your testicles won't do them any favours.

    Impact to the testicles can indeed affect fertility.
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    Why would you think asking a student forum is going to give you the right answer? I would guess there are much more 'appropriate' forums out there.

    Is there a mini-Darwin Award for people who make themselves infertile?
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    well i like to think the dommes wouldnt do this in the trample cage but its happened before i guess maybe i should avoid the trample cage. its just a shame though because i really would like to feel girls sweaty feet on my face.
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    (Original post by Duncan2012)
    Is there a mini-Darwin Award for people who make themselves infertile?
    People making themselves infertile in stupid ways get the full Darwin Award. The Darwin Award is about removing oneself from the gene pool and thereby helping humanity by not passing on their stupidity. If someone can no longer reproduce as a result of their actions, they have removed themselves from the gene pool and are thus eligible for the Darwin Awards.
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    (Original post by TimGB)
    People making themselves infertile in stupid ways get the full Darwin Award. The Darwin Award is about removing oneself from the gene pool and thereby helping humanity by not passing on their stupidity. If someone can no longer reproduce as a result of their actions, they have removed themselves from the gene pool and are thus eligible for the Darwin Awards.
    i guess okay i will stay away from the trample cage. they really should have rules about stepping on balls but they dont. i guess i can still do electric shock stuff right? receiving electric shocks wont do much harm will it? it wont be dangerous levels just enough to hurt etc.
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    Only one way to find out mate. Stand on your cabbage patch and then try to make a little fella. Post results for science.
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    "It depends".

    Clearly, you can damage balls by being too brutal with them, but that tends to be kicking or via high heels rather than 'bare foot trample' or hand slapping / squeezing. When something goes wrong, it's usually obvious - pain won't go away, large swellings, loss of blood supply - and it's A&E time.

    The electric torture is going to depend on things like current: attaching you to the mains would not be not good, but using static electricity is going to be painful rather than permanent.

    Rumour has it that at least one of the men in Kink's femdom films were permanently damaged as a result.
 
 
 
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