The Student Room Group
Uni students - Complete our survey >>
Uni students - Complete our survey >>
Uni students - Complete our survey >>

What are the biggest lies people tell each other?

Men tell women?

Women tell men?

Sales people tell customers?

Customers tell insurance companies?

Adults tell children?

Children tell adults?

You get the picture............

Scroll to see replies

You look nice today.....
Reply 2
Avatar for uberteknik
uberteknik
OP
21
Prompted by the oral sex question:

1) Your cheque is in the post.

2) Of course I'm single.

3) I promise, I won't c*m in your mouth.
'Sorry' when they are not or are indifferent.
Original post by KingHarold
'Sorry' when they are not or are indifferent.

^ especially in the UK :tongue:
"I didn't see your messages sorry"
"I have a life outside of TSR".
What I say to customers: "No sorry we don't have that size in stock" when they're being sh*tty and rude

What I say to my boss: "No I have plans I can't stay an extra hour"

What customers say to me: "These haven't been worn outside" when they have mud on them and are creased and scuffed
Original post by uberteknik
Men tell women? Probably that they like/enjoy the other person's interests and tastes in food/art/music, etc

Women tell men? See above; and "He's just an old friend"

Sales people tell customers? I personally wouldn't know, but probably something along the lines of "Buy this bad thing instead of that better thing, and I'll throw in another bad thing for free."

Customers tell insurance companies? Can't help you there :P

Adults tell children? Santa/Tooth Fairy/Easter Bunny is real. Definitely.

Children tell adults? My little sister always insists she's brushed her teeth when it's quite obvious she hasn't, so maybe that?

You get the picture............


I haven't looked at the other comments, so there's probably better answers elsewhere, but there you go
Me: "I'd like to order a Mango and Pineapple smoothie pls."

Mcdonalds Staff: "The machine is broken".

Me: "Oh okkkkkkkkkkk..."
Reply 10
Avatar for UWS
UWS
21
When girls say "I'm fine."
"I'm fine"
"She's not my girlfriend".
"I love you."
Original post by uberteknik
Men tell women?

Women tell men?

Sales people tell customers?

Customers tell insurance companies?

Adults tell children?

Children tell adults?

You get the picture............


Man: Was it good for you to?

Woman: Uh yeh
"Everything will be alright."
Women: "Oh god! Oh god! Oh my god! Oooooh myyyyyy gaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Kids to parent: "I didn't do it".
Teachers to prospective students: "Just do the subject/s you love most".

University to prospective students: "We are ranked in the top ten globally".

Estate Agent to prospective buyer: "Not many of these come on the market / I'd give my left arm to live here."

Driver to traffic cop: "That fast officer?"
Original post by Oneiropólos
Man: Was it good for you to?

Woman: Uh yeh


I would not boast about that one too often. Nomsayin bro? lol !

Quick Reply

Related discussions

Latest

Trending

Trending

Articles for you