I'm not too concerned about what he's like (though I think he should be), it's just he did the form in about 5 seconds flat and I spent ages. And apparently 6 pints would get him into bed even though he has a gf.
I'd love to know what part of my form said 'please pair me with some short ass teenage indie kid' because I'm pretty sure those weren't the qualities I specified. What am I supposed to do with an 18 year old all evening?