RAG blind date

I applied due to the 70:30 male: female ratio which corrected itself to 50:50 the minute I matriculated. I was not impressed.

I'm doing RAG blind date. I've got a girlfriend and stuff but she doesn't mind. Could be an interesting date though - we filled out each other's forms among a group of friends; my relationship status was "desperate...for drugs", my ideal date location would be "in an alley, taking heroin",... etc. She'll probably be too scared to approach me.

On the picture bit of my form - "turn me into your ideal date" - one of my friends drew a woman wearing a black miniskirt and holding a whip and handcuffs. How the hell am I going to explain that???

You could bribe for "A PhD Mathematician who doesn't wear socks with sandals". Obviously that's a bit of a hard ask...

Re: bribes. Yes, you can bribe for someone specific (and the RAG team can *try* to match you up to them [or get them to fill in a form, first!]), or you can bribe for someone who fills certain criteria. One of my friends is going for "One of the Blues Rugby Team that I've not already been with"...and is furnishing the RAG committee with an appropriate list. She will have to pay quite a big bribe for this.
Generally, those who give larger bribes will be dealt with first.

If you get me you won't need to.

Is that casual or formal wear?

Perhaps I should bribe for you, sounds like an interesting night.

Where exactly are you going on your blind date - is there an S&M club in Cam?

**** you

Trust me, it doesn't make a difference. My bribes increased considerably in amount (after the bible bashing Thatcherite disaster of first year) and it never turned out too well

No there isn't. I'd probably just go to ta bouche to be honest, I'm not actually that kinky

I take it back, I take it back...I have been in a relationship with the one Mathmo who doesn't wear socks with sandals. So he does exist.


Of course it doesn't work! But the more cash RAG gets, the better. And they do try to make things work, to an extent.


You know there's not an S&M club in Cam, yet claim to be "not actually that kinky"...?

Of course it doesn't work! But the more cash RAG gets, the better. And they do try to make things work, to an extent.

Of course it doesn't work! But the more cash RAG gets, the better. And they do try to make things work, to an extent.

Where's the money actually going?